incorrect mumin quotes

he/him | mostly incorrect quotes, but I might post other things too

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Snufkin: Is something burning? Moomin: Just my love for you. Snufkin: Moomin, the toaster is on fire!

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Moomin: You love me, right, Snufkin? Snufkin: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Little My: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine Little My I became more evil if you’re curious Snorkmaiden: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still! Little My: I’m going to get worse on purpose

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Quote from: @amisterblah

Little My: SNIFF!! POUR ME!! A GLASS!! OF MALK!!

Sniff: Why are you yelling at ME!?

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Happy Easter to those who celebrate! 🐰🐣

Moomin: *holding up a colored easter egg* Look at that one, huh? Half-purple and half- yellow with a chickadee sticker. I'm good.

Snork: Can I ask you guys a question? Why do people do this?

Moomin: Wha... what do you mean, "why do people do this?" It's Easter!

Snork: Right, so why do we color eggs?

Snufkin: Well...so that the Easter bunny can find them.

Snork: Yeah, but why?

Snorkmaiden: Easter celebrates the day that Jesus was resurrected after being crucified for our sins.

Snork: So people dip eggs in colored vinegar and a giant rabbit hides them?

Moomin: *still coloring eggs* That's right.

Snork: You don't see the misstep in logic with that? Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a... a gap of information.

Little My: Snork, just dye your goddamn eggs!

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Sniff: Can I bother you for a second?

Snufkin: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Snork: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Sniff: Put spaghetti in it.

Snork: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Little My: Put spaghetti in it.

Snork: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Snorkmaiden: Put spaghetti in it.

Snork: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Snufkin, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Moomin, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Little My, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Sniff, trembling: What are we playing...?

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Moominpappa: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!

Moomin: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!

Moominpappa:

Moominpappa: What?

Moomin: I need to feed my Neopets!

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Moominpappa, filling out legal paperwork: Are you male or female?

Joxter: Not that I'm aware of.

Moominpappa: Uh, okay, let's just put whatever you are legally.

Joxter: ...You know, I'm pretty sure I'm legally dead.

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Snufkin: I said 'no' to drugs, but they wouldn't listen.

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Snufkin: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Little My: Are you calling me short?

Snufkin: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

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Thank you to the kind person who let me know I accidentally posted the same quote twice!

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Sniff: Where's Snufkin, Snorkmaiden, and Little My?

Moomin: They're playing hide and seek.

Sniff: Where?

Moomin: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Moominmamma: Why is Moomin crying on the floor?

Moominpappa: He took one of those 'what Moomins character are you?' quizzes.

Moominmamma: And?

Moominpappa: He got Little My.

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Moominpappa: Oh no.

Joxter: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Hodgkins: OH MY GOD MUDDLER FELL OFF!!!

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Snorkmaiden: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Little My: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Moomin: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-