Snufkin: Is something burning? Moomin: Just my love for you. Snufkin: Moomin, the toaster is on fire!

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@incorrect-mumin-quotes
Snufkin: Is something burning? Moomin: Just my love for you. Snufkin: Moomin, the toaster is on fire!
Moomin: You love me, right, Snufkin? Snufkin: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
Little My: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine Little My I became more evil if you’re curious Snorkmaiden: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still! Little My: I’m going to get worse on purpose
Quote from: @amisterblah
Little My: SNIFF!! POUR ME!! A GLASS!! OF MALK!!
Sniff: Why are you yelling at ME!?
Happy Easter to those who celebrate! 🐰🐣
Moomin: *holding up a colored easter egg* Look at that one, huh? Half-purple and half- yellow with a chickadee sticker. I'm good.
Snork: Can I ask you guys a question? Why do people do this?
Moomin: Wha... what do you mean, "why do people do this?" It's Easter!
Snork: Right, so why do we color eggs?
Snufkin: Well...so that the Easter bunny can find them.
Snork: Yeah, but why?
Snorkmaiden: Easter celebrates the day that Jesus was resurrected after being crucified for our sins.
Snork: So people dip eggs in colored vinegar and a giant rabbit hides them?
Moomin: *still coloring eggs* That's right.
Snork: You don't see the misstep in logic with that? Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a... a gap of information.
Little My: Snork, just dye your goddamn eggs!
Sniff: Can I bother you for a second?
Snufkin: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Snork: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Sniff: Put spaghetti in it.
Snork: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Little My: Put spaghetti in it.
Snork: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Snorkmaiden: Put spaghetti in it.
Snork: I am no longer taking suggestions.
Snufkin, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Moomin, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Little My, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Sniff, trembling: What are we playing...?
Moominpappa: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Moomin: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Moominpappa:
Moominpappa: What?
Moomin: I need to feed my Neopets!
Moominpappa, filling out legal paperwork: Are you male or female?
Joxter: Not that I'm aware of.
Moominpappa: Uh, okay, let's just put whatever you are legally.
Joxter: ...You know, I'm pretty sure I'm legally dead.
Snufkin: I said 'no' to drugs, but they wouldn't listen.
Snufkin: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Little My: Are you calling me short?
Snufkin: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
Thank you to the kind person who let me know I accidentally posted the same quote twice!
Sniff: Where's Snufkin, Snorkmaiden, and Little My?
Moomin: They're playing hide and seek.
Sniff: Where?
Moomin: I don't think you get how this game works.
Moominmamma: Why is Moomin crying on the floor?
Moominpappa: He took one of those 'what Moomins character are you?' quizzes.
Moominmamma: And?
Moominpappa: He got Little My.
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Moominpappa: Oh no.
Joxter: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Hodgkins: OH MY GOD MUDDLER FELL OFF!!!
Snorkmaiden: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Little My: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Moomin: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-