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kihyun: you doing well ?

changkyun: [finger guns]

kihyun: that’s... not really an answer

changkyun: [finger guns as he backs out of the room]

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changkyun: if i went to jail i'd introduce myself as mitochondria to establish that i'm the powerhouse of the cell

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changkyun: [barges through the door thoughtlessly] HA ! I KNEW IT, Y'ALL WERE DOING THE NASTY !

kihyun and hyunwoo: [sitting on bed, reading books]

kihyun: we are ? hyunwoo, why didn't you tell me ? i would've put my book down.

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jooheon normally: i hate capitalism. it's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn’t fair. you shouldn’t need to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities.

jooheon playing monopoly: sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

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Your blog has completely helped me laugh and smile again thank you ❤️

you’re so welcome, my pleasure ♥︎

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minhyuk: hey, what’s your number ?

hyungwon, visibly texting: i don’t have a phone

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changkyun: sold my mattress on eBay a couple nights back so i had some money to buy a pet

changkyun: my back ? stiff

changkyun: kihyun hyung ? mad

changkyun: my iguana ? sick as fuck

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hyungwon: hello how’s it going

hyungwon: oh wrong groupmate sorry

kihyun: thanks

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changkyun: i don’t make the same mistake twice

wonho: he makes it four or five times. just to be sure

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jooheon: you will machete through this

jooheon: make it**

jooheon: fuck pls don’t machete your way through this

changkyun: too late

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kihyun: i also have this pretty rock

kihyun: hyungwon gave it to me

hyungwon: i threw it at you

kihyun: he’s so sweet

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jooheon: what do you find most attractive in girls?

minhyuk: usually, their boyfriends

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minhyuk: changkyun no

changkyun: changkyun yes

jooheon: changkyun no

changkyun: changkyun maybe

shownu: changkyun no

changkyun: changkyun no

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changkyun, to hyungwon: do you believe in love at first sight or do i need to naruto run past you again ?

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hyungwon whenever minhyuk does anything: i want to roll my eyes right now, but my doctor says that if i keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

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minhyuk: why are you ignoring hyunwoo ?

kibyun: i’m playing hard to get

minhyuk: why would you do that, you’re already hard to want

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shownu: I got these arm muscles from weightlifting pretty often. It's important to stay in shape and live a healthy lifestyle.

changkyun, flexing: TEN HOURS STRAIGHT OF WII SPORT RESORT BITCHES