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Ajena: And you're drunk.

Nori: Correction

Nori: Drinking

Nori: Present tense

Nori: Grammar halfkin

#source: homestuck #ajena #koro #nori #bomu #nori used to drink a LOT #yk #since hes immortal #and lost the love of his life #400 years ago #but a version of his boyfriend finds him #and he stops drinking #also oooo mysterious what does halfkin meannnnnnnnn #incorrect quotes #mystical mayhem

Hikaru: I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?

Atlas: The good news.

Hikaru: It is unlikely that I will ever do it again.

#source: unknown #hikaru #yzza #atlas #inev #hikaru is chaotic without someone babysitting him or him babysitting someone #incorrect quotes #mystical mayhem

Hikaru: it's quick, it's easy and it's free: pouring river water in your socks

Candy: why would i do that?

Hikaru: it's quick, it's easy and it's free

#source: tumblr #hikaru #yzza #candy #ones #i'm trying to think of a name for this duo #chaotic roommates?#idk #incorrect quotes #mystical mayhem

Nori: Are you busy?

Atakan: Yes.

Nori: Cool, listen to this..

#source: homestuck #nori #bomu #atakan #zoro #nori bothers atakan a lot #for spoiler purposes i wont say why #atakan hates it because noris ring makes atakan feel uneasy #incorrect quotes #mystical mayhem

Hikaru: ITS 3AM WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING PURE ICING SUGAR

Candy: I WAS BORED

Hikaru: ITS 3AM IF YOURE BORED GO TO BED

Candy: THAT GOT BORING

Hikaru: Evzo help ash..

#source: me #hikaru #yzza #candy #ones #they are very chaotic roommates #hikaru worries about candys health #and also how ash is gonna deal with candy being chaotic #incorrect quotes #mystical mayhem

Atakan: Whats a word thats a mix between "sad" and "mad"?

Ajena: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Hikaru: Smad

Atakan, typing: smad..

#source: tumblr #atakan #zoro #ajena #koro #hikaru #yzza #ajena was the kind of person who was everyones friend in highschool #and helped atakan study #hikaru is just friends with atakan and hangs out at his place a lot #atakan and hikaru are a chaotic dumbass duo #incorrect quotes #mystical mayhem

Candy: Now all we have to do is go up the - what happened to the stairs?!

Hikaru: My Dad took them down cause I am grounded.

Atlas: That’s disturbing

#source: ed edd n eddy #candy #ones #hikaru #yzza #atlas #inev #they hung out as a group a lot during their highschool years #though now candy really only hangs out with atlas when he comes to her house [hikaru is candys roommate]#hikarus dad would do this #incorrect quotes #mystical mayhem

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Nori, almost tripping over nothing: FOURHUNDRED YEARS AND I STILL CANT USE THIS DAMN BODY

#source: my brother #nori #bomu #ofc he didnt say four hundred since he isnt that old #but it seemed in character #incorrect quotes #mystical mayhem

Ash: My top surgery went really well

Candy: Thats great! My bottom surgery is next week

Ash and Candy: I cant believe we're both goth and trans

Atlas: Im a communist

#source: unknown #ash #suki #candy #ones #atlas #inev #they arent goth anymore #and i think emo is a better word to describe what they were #in highschool they kinda still are tho #but the quote is funny #also atlas is part of a rich family but firmly believes in not capitalism and i love him #incorrect quotes #mystical mayhem

Finch!Mia, high out of his mind on aquatic straws: Do you think there's a toy for kids to do their taxes?

#source: unus annus #mia #irbova #theres a whole part of the mystical multiverse tm where ashs pet silk finch mia is a urn and is candys brother #he dyes his hair brown and wears a mask because he thinks it makes him look cool #also he wears a beanie to hide the purple roots #hes the dumunoan equivalent of a stoner #incorrect quotes #mystical mayhem

Leshkia: Jake looks at anything flammable and is like "Is anyone gonna burn that?" and not wait for an answer

#source: unknown #leshkia #ezra #jake #suku #this was when jake was alive #and leshkia was also alive #and they were close together #as soldiers in the revolutionary war #army dynamics work differently on dumuno #leshkia was a soldier and a general #its complicated #incorrect quotes #mystical mayhem

Shattered!Rokai, attempting to bring Key!Nori's memories of him back: Gpd has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished

#source: brian david gilbert #rokai #rori #a rokai from another universe who survived and their nori died canonically came to the key universe and is trying to bring back our noris #memories back #incorrect quotes #mystical mayhem

Mia: attempting to bite Atakan*

Atakan: GET YOUR FUCKING BIRD BITCH

Ash: it don't bite

Atakan: YES IT FUCKING DO

#source: vine #mia #irbova #atakan #zoro #ash #suki #mias ashys pet silk finch :D #a really fucking long living one for purposes #this quote is in high school for them #incorrect quotes #mystical mayhem

Nova: How many sweets can I have for dessert

Candy: A reasonable amount

Nova: Is infinity a reasonable amount :D?

Candy: No

Nova: I thought you were supposed to be good at math

#source: unknown #nova #enak #candy #ones #nova is candy and ashes daughter in the future btw #incorrect quotes #mystical mayhem

Candy: Nice name, did your parents pick it for you?

#source: me #candy #ones #incorrect quotes #mystical mayhem

Rue: Vicky, we tried things your way

Vicky: No we didn't

Rue: I did it in my head and it didn't work

#source: bobs burgers #rue #kizu #vicky #uvku #dark siblings #incorrect quotes #mystical mayhem

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