Collin: You mean, Brandon's in trouble? Or Brandon IS the trouble?
Steve: I mean, either he's in trouble... or he's going to be.
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@incorrect-nextgen-quotes
Collin: You mean, Brandon's in trouble? Or Brandon IS the trouble?
Steve: I mean, either he's in trouble... or he's going to be.
Collin: *loses Brandon in a crowd*
Collin: Finally.
Adara: I will put my A down to make "A"
Brandon: I will add to your "A" to make "AT"
Steve: I will add on to your "AT" to make "RAT"
Collin: I will add on to your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"
Brandon: *Flips the board*
Finn: Raena, listen carefully. Life is a journey.
Raena: Uh-huh?
Finn: That's all I got. I don't have advice. I'm twelve.
Gal: Do we have any muffins left?
Fitz: *swallowing the last one* no...
Brandon: You're right.
Collin: That's... that's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Brandon: It doesn't matter what you look like, all that matters is what's in here.
*puts hand on chest*
Brandon: Muscles.
Aliya: If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
Ray: I'm divorcing you.
Aliya: You don't like my vegetable jokes?
Ray: No, they're corn-y.
Aliya: *with tears in her eyes* I love you.
Dolci: Hey Steve? I need some dating advice.
Steve: Just because I'm dating Adara doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Collin: you are smiling, did something good happen?
Adara: can't I just smile when I feel like it?
Steve: Brandon tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Collin: UGH, I'M TOO HOT!
Brandon: *points at collin*
Brandon: :D
Brandon: :D
Brandon: :D
Collin: *sighs*
Collin: *monotone with deadpan expression* Hot damn
Brandon: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN
I have like 12 dollars...
Steve: I'm going to the store, you want anything?
Gabriel: A new dad...
Steve: Yeah me too but I have like... 12 dollars
Collin: Well, I warned you.
Brandon: You did.
Collin: But did you listen?
Brandon: No.
Collin: Do you ever listen?
Brandon: No.
Collin: Are you listening now?
Brandon: No.
Steve: what's for dinner?
Brandon: tonight I'm serving LOOKS
Collin: *bangs fist on table* I HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS
Ray to Ali (at the beginning of a date): wanna see how tough I am? *punches wall*
Ray: take me to the hospital
Someone: how did you know you liked Fitz?
Gal: well, when I saw him my heart just started beating real fast and-
Fitz:*just bursts into the convo* WHY IS YOUR HEART BEATING FAST HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY? AMBULANCE! CALL AN AMBULANCE!
Dolci: why didn't the forecaster show up for his work?
Steve: why?
Dolci: he was under the weather
Brandon: ...