Because I Find This Hilarious

Don't ask. I just kept finding quotes and imagining them saying it.

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Collin: You mean, Brandon's in trouble? Or Brandon IS the trouble?

Steve: I mean, either he's in trouble... or he's going to be.

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Collin: *loses Brandon in a crowd*

Collin: Finally.

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Adara: I will put my A down to make "A"

Brandon: I will add to your "A" to make "AT"

Steve: I will add on to your "AT" to make "RAT"

Collin: I will add on to your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"

Brandon: *Flips the board*

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Finn: Raena, listen carefully. Life is a journey.

Raena: Uh-huh?

Finn: That's all I got. I don't have advice. I'm twelve.

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Gal: Do we have any muffins left?

Fitz: *swallowing the last one* no...

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Brandon: You're right.

Collin: That's... that's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Brandon: It doesn't matter what you look like, all that matters is what's in here.

*puts hand on chest*

Brandon: Muscles.

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Aliya: If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

Ray: I'm divorcing you.

Aliya: You don't like my vegetable jokes?

Ray: No, they're corn-y.

Aliya: *with tears in her eyes* I love you.

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Dolci: Hey Steve? I need some dating advice.

Steve: Just because I'm dating Adara doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Collin: you are smiling, did something good happen?

Adara: can't I just smile when I feel like it?

Steve: Brandon tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Collin: UGH, I'M TOO HOT!

Brandon: *points at collin*

Brandon: :D

Brandon: :D

Brandon: :D

Collin: *sighs*

Collin: *monotone with deadpan expression* Hot damn

Brandon: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN

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I have like 12 dollars...

Steve: I'm going to the store, you want anything?

Gabriel: A new dad...

Steve: Yeah me too but I have like... 12 dollars

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Collin: Well, I warned you.

Brandon: You did.

Collin: But did you listen?

Brandon: No.

Collin: Do you ever listen?

Brandon: No.

Collin: Are you listening now?

Brandon: No.

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Steve: what's for dinner?

Brandon: tonight I'm serving LOOKS

Collin: *bangs fist on table* I HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS

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Ray to Ali (at the beginning of a date): wanna see how tough I am? *punches wall*

Ray: take me to the hospital

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Someone: how did you know you liked Fitz?

Gal: well, when I saw him my heart just started beating real fast and-

Fitz:*just bursts into the convo* WHY IS YOUR HEART BEATING FAST HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY? AMBULANCE! CALL AN AMBULANCE!

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Dolci: why didn't the forecaster show up for his work?

Steve: why?

Dolci: he was under the weather

Brandon: ...