Ian: When I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm an alcoholic, but when I drink Fanta, no one says I'm fantastic.

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Ian: When I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm an alcoholic, but when I drink Fanta, no one says I'm fantastic.
Stram : You don't have ADHD, it's all in your head Gram : Where else in my body did you think my brain was? Am : ADHD is stored in the ass. The A in ADHD stands for ass.
Gram : What do the other letters stand for, then? Am : Ass Don't Have Dopamine.
Poppy: We all have our demons. Poppy, grabbing Stram: This one’s mine.
Stranger: What’s the worst decision you ever made while drunk?
Kevin: Don’t mean to brag but I don’t need alcohol to make really bad decisions—
Stram: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.
Stram: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.
Balais: Bye Kevin! Bye Moonbin! Bye Noëlle! Bye Jayden! Bye Kevin! Dayhun: You said ‘bye Kevin’ twice. Balais: I like Kevin.
Louis: What's your first language? Moon: Complaining Kaa: Lying Anthony: Talking shit
Jasmine: Why are we friends? Kaa: Poor decisions on your part.
Alice: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Clawd: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Alice: Yes. Clawd: I'd sleep.
Oliver: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”
Stram: I love you. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Poppy: I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to you? Stram: Yes! Poppy: …Now I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Moon : "you're so mean" if you guys weren't fucking stupid, i wouldn't have to be mean to you, change starts with you
Stram: You're alive. Rox: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
Bruni, trying to comfort anyone: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
Valentin: Do I sound smart, or am I smart? Clawd: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.
Judy, looking at Mally: Wow, she’s so pretty. Wendy: Don’t feel like that, Judy. You’re pretty too! Judy: I’m not jealous, Wen. I’m gay.
at a zoo Sun: What are they in for? Day: Sun, this isn't prison. Sun: So they can leave? Day: No, but- Sun, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.