Incorrect OMGCP Frogs

Incorrect quotes featuring the Frogs from OMGCP

[atlasthemayor]

Another redraw of a quote by @incorrect-omgcp-frogs hehe

It's SOOOOO them

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Nursey: We still partners? Dex: If you'll have me

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Holster [on the roadie bus]: Frogs! Handjobs or blowjobs? Dex, not looking up: A full time job with healthcare benefits

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Nursey: Why is Dex stressed all the time? Chowder: Let me put it to you this way, who do you think would win? A million lines of code, or one curly boy with no friend? Nursey: Uh Chowder: [staring intensely] Dex is stressed because he's made it his mission in life to make sure all the curly boys have friends. And they don't all make it easy.

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Dex: Bear with me- Nursey: Who is he? Dex: Wha-? What? Who? Nursey: The bear with you. Who is he?

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Dex: Let me get this straight- Nursey: It’s Pride month. You’re not allowed to say “let me get this straight.” Chowder: You have to say “just so we’re queer…”

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Dex: It's like 100 degrees in here. Nursey, continuing a yoga routine surrounded by space heaters: It's precisely 95 degrees. Ideal for yoga and tortoises. I thought it best not to overtax the furnace

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Chowder: Speaking of data, what did you learn when you went to visit Dex's lover yesterday? Nursey: Not a damn thing. Chowder: Told you you should leave it alone.

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Nursey, via text: Just wanted to say I have a crush on you bad. Nursey: Been feeling this way for months now and I think it's time I told you about my feelings fr. Dex: oh. Dex: Wait. why is Chowder here? Nursey: Oh, he's here for moral support. Dex: LMFAO be fr rn. Chowder: I'm here for you Chowder: do yr thing

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Dex, walking into a NYC penthouse mid renovation: Nice place. Making an offer? Nursey: No need. It's already in the family. One of Father's investment properties. Nursey, turning to point out at the panoramic skyline view: I can just imagine him standing here going "Need it, need it, got it, got it, need it."

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Nursey: Uh, Dex didn't send me, in case you were wondering. Dex's Ex: He told you we had it out. Nursey: He told me that you were worried that you were going to hurt his career. Dex's Ex: You coming here, it's very sweet, but you're talking about something you don't understand. Nursey: Then please explain it to me. I've worked with Dex for a long time. He stuck his neck out for me and Chowder more times than I can count. If he says he can take the heat for you, he will. I'm surprised you don't know that about him already. Dex's Ex: ... Nursey: Unless there's some other reason you're calling it quits. Dex's Ex: I'd like you to leave now. Nursey: He is one of the best guys that I know. Whatever it is, you should tell him the truth.

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Shitty: Look, I didn't go to law school to run a doggy daycare.

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Nursey: You'd be surprised at the specificity of insects depending on where you are in this city. You know there's a species of ant which has been found to exist only within a ten-block stretch of the Upper West Side. The ManhattAnt. Dex: ... Nursey: I did not make that up.

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[sitting outside in the freezing night, bundled for warmth] Nursey: Fascinating so far. Dex: It is. Nursey: I was being sarcastic. Dex: I'm aware. Nursey: How much longer is this going to take? Dex: Couple more hours should do it.

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Mr Nurse: It's uncanny. When I look at you, I see your mother. I hear her voice. Nursey: I am my mother's son.

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Mr Nurse: When you've finished, come back and apologize. Nursey: That will be a cold day indeed.

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Chowder: You slept. Nursey: Yes, I am human. It's required periodically.