#source meme

[incorrect-omgcp-frogs]

Nursey: Why is Dex stressed all the time? Chowder: Let me put it to you this way, who do you think would win? A million lines of code, or one curly boy with no friend? Nursey: Uh Chowder: [staring intensely] Dex is stressed because he's made it his mission in life to make sure all the curly boys have friends. And they don't all make it easy.

[blackklegsanji]

[trcincorrectquotes]

Adam: What if I told you I liked someone?

Ronan: it'd be annoying and gross and i wouldn't want to hear about it

Adam: What if I said it was you.

Ronan: ..

Ronan: ...

Ronan: Go on?

[so-how-bout-them-monsters]

Wubbox: Wow, your pretty mature for being younger than me.

Rare Wubbox: Th-Thank-ks! It w-was the-the t-t-trama! *finger guns*

[incorrectmixels]

"If I die, I want my ashes scattered at the local McDonald's ball pit!"

- Booger, in the rainbow missile

[jasmine-flowered]

Dear Jasmine, you should probably put a watermark or something over the waffle/source meme thing because I know so many people that would love to use it haha

I guess so, shouldn’t I?

Here you go! Everyone, feel free to use this version of the meme, haha.

~Jasmine

[geniexmemes]

Monster High Movies

|| Escape From Skull Shores Sentence Starters ||

❝ Everyone, move!! ❞ ❝ Not a good night to make fun of me, ____. ❞ ❝ I’m so charged up for our big trip. Have you packed yet? ❞ ❝ I have nine full suitcases... and that’s just for shoes. ❞ ❝ Meet your parents?! ❞ ❝ They’re so weird! Talk about freaks! ❞ ❝ _____, you can’t call someone a freak just because they’re different. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but.. the ocean is a scary place for someone like me. ❞ ❝ _____, at your service! ❞ ❝ What do I do? The better question is ‘What DON’T I do?’ ❞ ❝ We’re making... and unscheduled stop. ❞ ❝ Who sandblasted your sphinx? ❞ ❝ I don’t want to talk about it. ❞ ❝ I can’t believe you. You’re just afraid of meeting my family. ❞ ❝ They made me cook and clean! ❞ ❝ Whales got to the bathroom in here,____. ❞ ❝ And me without a 40 pound breath mint. ❞ ❝ You know, you’re not so scary when you’re not crazy roaring and knocking trees over. ❞ ❝ Because... I’m the beast. ❞ ❝ Okay, didn’t see that coming. ❞ ❝ They didn’t understand and so they got scared and angry at me. ❞ ❝ It’s like wherever I go, I can’t get away from the hate! ❞ ❝ Where we come from, you’re free to be yourself. You can let your freak flag fly and no one would care. ❞ ❝ And you listen to him/her? Nobody’s perfect. It’s what’s inside that counts. Maybe if you kept better company, you’d realize that. ❞ ❝ Hello? I’m like the queen/king of embarrassment. ❞ ❝ It was a distinct pleasure using all of you for my personal gain. ❞ ❝ I’m so proud of you, love. You’re my hero. ❞ ❝ I got sick the first day and spent the whole trip coffin. ❞ ❝ Everyone has been so nice and welcoming to me. ❞ ❝ Hey, does this guy/girl seem familiar to you? ❞ ❝ You look like you’re right at home here... that’s because they haven’t seen the real you. ❞ ❝ Somebody needs to stonewall this guy/girl. ❞ ❝ I’ve seen all I need to see. ❞ ❝ Look, I know you have your issues, but who doesn’t? Nobody’s perfect. ❞ ❝ Spring Break has been extended for one more week! ❞

[incorrectpaladinscorquotes]

Zhin: If she breathes she a thot.

Sha Lin: All women are QUEENS Zhin!