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another incorrect quotes blog even though there are already enough of them. 

[roennoct-deactivated20210828]

hey. i hate doing this but i’m fucked and i really need help.

i’m a university student but i had a side job which i lost, it didn’t cover enough for rent and food so i had to move back to my abusive home. 

because of moving i lost my study place as well and now i have to find a new job and new university.

i’m mentally ill, i got professionally diagnosed with bpd, c-ptsd and did. 

i’m really desperate and i don’t know what to do. i need a new apartment but my family took 1k€ from me so now i’m in debt.

i’m sorry but i really need help. just 1 € helps. i just need to get out of here.

i’ll even draw something if you want, my blog art blog is elliessketchbook.

Ko-Fi.

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hey y’all sorry this blog is dead my i’m mcFucked. if anyone doesn’t want to see the post i made on my private blog and i’m about to reblog please list the post “not a quote”.

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*many crows cawing*

Akechi: MY PEOPLE NEED ME!

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“...”

-Akira, Probably

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Ren: Awkward sibling hug?

Futaba: Awkward sibling hug.

*Ren and Futaba hug*

Ren and Futaba: Pat. Pat.

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Sojiro: What. Did you do?

Akira: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me…

Sojiro: What. Did you do?

Akira: Okay, first, I was minding my own business–

Sojiro: [slams hand on table] BULLSHIT!

Akira: I WAS!

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Akira: I’m like a flirting machine with no off button

Akechi: Your hubris will be your downfall.

Akira: Kinda sexy of you to say that ;)

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Ryuji: Hey, if you put “violently” in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Makoto: Violently study.

Morgana: Violently sleep.

Yusuke: Violently eat.

Akechi: Violently murder people.

Akira: Violently worry about the previous comment.

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Akira: You played me like a fiddle!

Akechi: Fiddles are actually pretty difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are

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Akira: I want to be like a caterpillar.

Makoto: Explain.

Akira: Eat a lot, sleep, wake up beautiful.

Akechi: You know you would have a lifespan of about a week right?

Akira: Another highlight.

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Ryuji:*microwave lunch*

Makoto:“ryuji take out the aluminum foil your gonna ruin the microwave*

Ryuji:"okayyy”*turns on microwave anyway*

*microwave starts breaking*

Ryuji:“makoto the microwave making a noise”

Makoto:“Godammit ryuji I told you to take the foil ou-

*house explodes*

Makoto:*looking at burning house**Screams*

Ryuji:*Runs away for his life*

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Akechi: Okay, here’s the plan.

Ryuuji yawns.

Akechi: Skull, are you yawning in the middle of my plan?

Ryuuji: I stopped listening after you said, “Here’s the plan.”

Joker: Yeah, not winging it isn’t really what they do.

Akechi: What is it that you do?

Futaba: Kick names. Take ass.

Ryuuji: That’s right. That’s right.

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EVERY P5 VILLIAN EVER: “they’re puppets, I pull their strings, and then they dance!”

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Ryuji: I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.

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Akechi: You consider me a friend?

Akira: Sure, what else would I consider you?

Akechi: I don't know, an embarrassment? A way to rebel against your superiors? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

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Akira: My blood is glowstick juice. That’s why all my bones crack when I move.

Yusuke: Explains how you bring light to everything around you too!

Akira, sobbing:

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Yusuke: Ryuji, is that a hickey?

Ryuji: N- No… it’s a mosquito bite.

Akira [walks in]: Buzz buzz motherfuckers.