Party Hard Incorrect Quotes

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Katie: POV: You at the club and Owl City Fireflies comes on. What do you do?

Marena: THE EARTH MIGHT TURN SLOWLY BUT THIS ASS DON’T

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Katie, to John: Fuck you

Katie, to Evan: Fuck you

Katie, to Marena: Fuck me

Katie, to Darius: Morning, Darius

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John: I want you to look me straight in the eyes

Evan: You can’t have me look at those eyes and expect me to be straight

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Katie, texting John: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater

John: [Auto-Reply] I’m driving right now - I’ll get back to you later.

John: fuck you

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Evan: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Marena: The audacity

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John: You disappoint me, Katie

Katie: Get in line

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John, to Darius: I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired. So I’m gonna take a nap, but when I wake up, oh you are in for it.

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Evan: How do I get someone to like me

Katie: Tell then about yourself!

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Evan, to John: Hi! I'm socially awkward and can eat a cheeseburger in two bites

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Katie: What’s your blood type?

Darius: How would I know

Katie: How would you NOT know??

Darius: Who am I, Karl Landstiener, discoverer of blood groups?

Katie:

Katie: You don’t know your OWN blood type but you know who DISCOVERED THEM???

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Katie: Listen, I am going to need you to swear-

Darius: Fuck.

Katie:

Katie: I mean swear as in promise

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Darius

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Katie: I thought you wanted to take pics of the scenery? Why am i always in it?

Marena: No photo is beautiful without you in it. now get in the frame.

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John: I spy with my little eye somebody that needs to shut the hell up.

Darius: Is it me?

John: It’s always you.

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Darius: F*ck!

Katie: How

Katie: How did you censor yourself out loud

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Dr. McBride: Imagine if somebody handed you a box full of all the items you'd lost throughout your life

Darius: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back

Katie: Oh, lovely, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this

Evan: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years!

Marena: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

John: Mental stability, my old friend.

Dr. McBride: Could you lighten up a little?

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Evan: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say.

Marena: Unrealistic. Just settle for bondage like the rest of us.

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John: There’s a special place in hell reserved just for you

Darius: Of course, it’s called the throne