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@incorrect-pendragon-quotes
Bobby : What’s it like being tall? Is it nice?
Bobby:Â Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Courtney:Â We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Dodger: It was one time!
Courtney: So as I was saying
Dodger: I'm sorry did someone above the national average height just say something?
Mark:
Courtney: excuse-
Dodger: I despise you tall woman, shrink perhaps, maybe then we can be friends.
Spader: Hey, uh, what do you want from Grolo's?
Bobby: Nah, I'm good man, I don't have any money.
Spader: Did I ask you... If you brought money...
Spader (up in Bobby's face): What. Do. You. Want.
Bobby (sniffling): a ten piece
Bobby: love u
Saint Dane: Remember, learning is always a great reason for criminal things.
Naymeer: I wonder what a dado rod would do to a marshmallow
(Five minutes later)
Saint Dane and Naymeer, with marshmallows in their hair: It explodes.
what a great teamÂ
Saint Dane: Remember, learning is always a great reason for criminal things.
Naymeer: I wonder what a dado rod would do to a marshmallow
(Five minutes later)
Saint Dane and Naymeer, with marshmallows in their hair: It explodes.
Courtney:
</b> Anybody under 5'7 can’t be talking about fighting anyone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?<p/><b>Dodger:</b> Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.<p/></p>
I wanted to reblog this the original text from @incorrect-pendragon-quotes​ but I couldn’t figure out how to put in the picture. The original squad meme is by @riddlemd​
love this i love this
i feel like we do not talk enough about uncle press pulling out a freaking submachine gun on the subway platform in merchant of death
IT WASN'T A MACHINE GUN WAS IT? i thought it was just a handgun
also anon i have a blog for more general pendragon talk! you can direct all this conversation over to @theneverwar :^)
everybody gangster until Bobby makes a specific cultural reference
since everything bobby Says is instantly translated, if he makes a reference to like the Sahara desert, would other travelers be like "the desert desert?"
LMAO
Bobby and Spader: *going to get ice cream*
Press: *working in an ice cream parlor*
Bobby: Uncle Press?
Press: Yeah? Oh, for the love of bejeebers!
Spader: Is this your after-Traveler-coaching job?
Press: *jumps over the counter* What if it is, Spader? What if coaching you dumb nutnuggets doesn't cover all my expenses, huh?
Bobby: *laughing* Expenses? What expenses? You wear the same coat every day!
Bobby: got called gay on first earth earlier lads
Courtney: tell us what happened lad
Bobby: i got called gay on first earth
Mark: ye but why
Bobby: probably because i was being gay
Courtney: on first earth?
Bobby: yeah it was on first earth
"Halla has infinite territories. Well, ten. Maybe ten and a half."
— Press
As someone who was raised on underappreciated book series I worship @incorrect-pendragon-quotes
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Naymeer: We must reward excellence and condemn those whose only contribution to society is to burden.
Mark and Courtney, in unison: ok boomer
thank u @incorrect-pendragon-quotes for this goldmine that i am DEFFO gonna draw more shitposts from
@theneverwar this is for u too babe
also uhhhh ignore bobbys stoner expression i drew this at one am last night and its been. a hot minute since ive drawn any of the pendragon crew
Siry: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we’re born, so if we break em there’s a fun little surprise.
Alder: What’s the surprise?
Aja: Blood poisoning.
Loor: Hey, Pendragon.
Bobby: Yeah?
Loor:
Loor: (dabs)
Bobby: (distressed) Why?
Loor: No one will believe you.
