#vo spader

[chaotictissuebox]

Pendragon would be very funny if all the travelers went to every territory. I made this and thought of @birdybirdnerd

[secondbestaquaneer]

happy birthday courtney i hope you get kisses from all of your boyfriends*

*bobby, spader, and loor

[existing-on-cloral]

pendragon as vines (but it’s mostly bobbyspader (what is their ship name?)):

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Gunny, talking about Spader/Bobby: And they were suitemates.

Uncle Press, watching from Solara: Oh my Halla, they were suitemates.

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Press, about Bobby: Ooh, my boy going to save Halla! Fuck it up!

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Gunny, canonically from 1937, pointing at Bobby and Spader cuddling: What the fuck- is this allowed? What the fuck- is that allowed?

Bobby: stahp

Gunny: (realizes something about himself)

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Press: Two bros, chilling on a skimmer, five feet apart, cause they’re not g-

Bobby/Spader: (kiss)

Press: O.O

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Saint Dane: You know, the Travelers can be really aggressive, so it’s important to take all precautions.

Saint Dane, blowing an airhorn in Bobby’s face: Get fucked!

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Bobby, booking it to the flume on Eelong: AHahahahaAAAAAAHHh AAAH ahaaaaaa

Kasha: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

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Spader, after a bag of chips falls on his head: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tor-till-a!

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Aja, driving on Second Earth for the first time: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

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Mark: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book!

(Courtney hits electric piano chord)

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Loor, to Spader: Hey, I’m lesbian.

Spader: I thought you were Zadaa-ian?

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Bobby, behind the camera: AHHAa!

Spader: AHAH!HGir! Stop, I coulda dropped my craw-sant!

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(Loor watching some deer)

Bobby: ahCHOO

(deer run)

Loor: Oh, nice, Bobby.

Bobby: I sneezed! Oh, I’m not allowed to sneeze?

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Saint Dane, disguised as a police officer: Do you know how fast you were going back there?

Bobby, putting on sunglasses: I would’ve been going faster, officer, but you stopped me!

(Saint Dane dragging Bobby out of the car)

Aja, from the back seat: You goin’ to jail, boy!

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Spader: We’re getting pulled over!

Bobby: Quick! Put these on!

(Bobby and Spader put on camouflage)

Saint Dane, in a slightly worse police officer disguise: License and registrati- WHAT THE-

(Bobby and Spader get out and run away)

Saint Dane, panicking: Who opened that? Devil car! DE-VIL-CAR!

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Bobby, to Spader: I love you bitch!

Spader: wha- oh my god

Bobby: I ain’t never gonna stop lovin’ you. Biiiiitch!

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Spader, doing fucking anything during The Never War:

Bobby: Weoow.

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Aja: I don’t need friends, they disappoint me.

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[pendragonthegreat]

compilation of spader protecting bobby

[incorrect-pendragon-quotes]

Spader: Hey, uh, what do you want from Grolo's?

Bobby: Nah, I'm good man, I don't have any money.

Spader: Did I ask you... If you brought money...

Spader (up in Bobby's face): What. Do. You. Want.

Bobby (sniffling): a ten piece

Bobby: love u

[cryptic-cryptid]

YALL THE PENDRAGON SERIES WAS SO GOOD OKAY LIKE IT DEF HAD ITS FLAWS BUT IT WAS SO GOOD AND IM CRYING THAT NOBODY ELSE HAS EVER FUCKING READ IT. IF YOU READ THIS AND YOU LIKE PENDRAGON HMU. HOBEY FUCKING HO GOODBYE.

[midnightziege]

As someone who was raised on underappreciated book series I worship @incorrect-pendragon-quotes

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[ishouldbedoingschool-blog]

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