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C!Penisunavailable: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Shittyfartbaby69 : I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Penisunavailable : I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Shittyfartbaby69 : Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Shittyfartbaby69: You're out of control.

Penisunavailable: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Shittyfartbaby69: Really? Name one law

Penisunavailable: Don't kill people?

Shittyfartbaby69: SHUT up you kill people all the time. Try again.

Penisunavailable: Tax evasion?

Shittyfartbaby69: We don't even have taxes.

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Milfboss: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Pisskiss: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Milfboss: Pisskiss...

Pisskiss: Oh no, 'Pisskiss' in b-flat.

Pisskiss: You're disappointed.

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Milfboss: I like your top, Shitty!

Penis: I have a name, you know.

Shitty: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

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Shitty: What are all these bodies doing here???

Penis: Honestly not much

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Booboo McShit: hey guys there’s a message in my cereal it says “ooooooooooo.” Yall think there's a ghost in here? I think this is the new ouiji board.

Milfboss: dude, those are cheerios…

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Booboo McShit: Making my way downtown, walking fast-

Booboo Mcshit: Oh, hi Penis

Booboo McShit: walking a little bit slower so my steps match with Penis because he’s short-

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Milfboss meeting PenisUwU: I believe in hate at first sight

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Penisunavailable: I’ve faced more peer pressure in my life to stop murdering people than to do drugs

Penisunavailable: Weird.

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Penis: Top 30 reasons why Shittyfartbaby69 is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Shitty: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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Shitty, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Booboo McShit: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Booboo McShit:

Booboo McShit: It's perfume.

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Milfboss: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

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Shitty: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Pisskiss: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Shitty: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Booboo McShit: edible

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Penisunavailable : BE A BETTER PERSON!

Shittyfartbaby69: WHY?!

Penisunavailable : BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

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Shittyfartbaby69: Fight me!

Penisunavailable : *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*

Penisunavailable : Fight me for the rest of our lives.