Say what you want but milfanus is one of the biggest tragedies in the entire smp. That's what really marked the loss from innocence for me - an otherwise perfect couple who love eachother, destroyed ultimately by . . .
You guessed it! Penis and shitty. These two are so complex; penis would die for shitty and in the next second turn around and kill him. Penis would burn the world down to see shitty smile, yet he'd make a whole new world purposely excluding shitty. It's these two - tunnel visionists extrodinare, only ever focused on eachother (later changing into power, in penis' case, and a vendetta, in shittys) that completely take the fun, peppy, overall wholesome smp and turn it into a warzone, a tragedy worthy of shakespeare.
. . . Back to milfanus. If it hadn't been for shittypenis angering Admiral_Anus during the Anus Ravine war, breaking up milfanus in the process and starting the beginning of the end as far as peace goes, the smp would not have been broken into sides.
In other words, I blame the extreme tetchiness that all the characters have (think Trainfuckers first day on the server) on shittypenis. Still love them tho
