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Incorrect quotes and memes Guys please send me asks I'm lonely.

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Your profile pic gave me a heart attack 😂

thank you I worked really hard on it 😌

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Connor: Lieutenant, this is a crime scene! Hank, holding an armful of liquor bottles: What, is this the murder weapon??? Get off my dick!

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Gavin: Hank why are you and Connor handcuffed?

Hank: He said he made friendship bracelets.

Connor: :)

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Gavin: Did it hurt?

RK900, rolling his eyes: What when I fell from heaven?

Gavin: No when you fell from that vending machine.

RK900: ...I don't understa-

Gavin: Cause you're a snack!

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Connor: You're so tall, what can you see up there?

RK900: [staring at Gavin] Everyone's flaws.

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Hank: Listen I'm going to need you to calm down.

Connor, banging his fists on the table: But how can it be birthday cake flavour if a birthday cake can be any flavour?!

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Gavin(a gen z): On a scale of "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do" how are you feeling?

Hank(a millennial): Maybe "Hi! Welcome to Chili's!" but I think "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger."

RK900: I speak many languages...this is not one of them.

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Connor: I'm in the mood for a quickie.

Hank, choking: A whAT?

Connor: You know, one of those little tart things.

Hank:

Hank: It's pronounced "quiche"

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RK900: Gavin just told me I have four days to live

Connor: What?? Are you sick??

RK900: No he just doesn't like me.

Gavin: I'm gonna fuck you up on Tuesday!

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Kara: How do tall people sleep? Wouldn't their feet go right past the blanket?

Luther: Kara, it's three in the morning.

Kara: You can't sleep?

Luther:

Kara: Is it the blanket?

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Gavin: At my funeral, everyone will be sitting in their seats when all of a sudden "I like to move it" by King Julian blasts through the speakers and my lifeless corpse is dropped down by strings like a puppet and starts dancing.

RK900: I-

Gavin: If you say the song is not by King Julian, you can die with me.

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Connor: Are you okay?

Hank: Yeah why?

Connor: Because you just asked the clerk at the store if damage repair shampoo worked on emotions.

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basically Markus's route;

Markus: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship. And this gun I found.

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Hank: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Connor: You are my reward Hank!

Gavin: You deserve and award for putting up with me.

RK900: Hell yeah I do, you're a real bitch sometimes.

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Gavin: I despise you with every inch of my being,

RK900: That's not a lot of inches.

Gavin:...I swEAR TO GOD-

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*arguing*

Gavin: I should strangle you!

RK900: You're not tall enough.

Gavin: You've sunken low enough for me to reach.

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RK900: How tall are you?

Gavin: Height is a social construct.

RK900: So you're short.