Egos Incorrect Quotes

Wil // he/they

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Marvin: That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense.

Anti: You’ll do it?

Marvin: Of course.

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Marvin: Hey, Jack, have you thought about having children?

Jack: …

Jack: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.

Marvin: But we're not childr-

Jack, already distracted: ANTI, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

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Yancy: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Wilford: They do.

Bim: …Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Chase: Marvin, are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Marvin: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

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Dr. Iplier: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!

Host: Killed without hesitation.

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Wilford: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

King: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

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Damien: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??

Mark: What the hell do you do?

Damien: I die? What kinda question…

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Wilford: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That’s what I always say!

Bim: You should say something else.

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RJ: Snow got me feeling some type of way.

Dr. Iplier: That's hypothermia.

RJ: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.

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Google: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.

Bing: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.

Google: It sucks.

Bing: That's not constructive criticism.

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C'mon let's try to get more than 100,000. I believe in us we can do it. Why? Cuz we never stop fighting.

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SIGN!!!

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Up to 112,000.

Go sign!!!

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Important

Hey everyone! I hate to do this, but I'm kind of desperately in need of help right now. I had to leave my job, and there's some stuff going on in my personal life that is making things difficult right now. I could use any help, so if you have anything to spare i'd love if you guys could help me out.

you can request me to write something, make a specific number of posts about a certain ego or character, or anything else youd want me to do within reason. i cant promise the writing would be amazing but ill do it. im also in a multitude of other fandoms, so if you want a special incorrect quotes from a different fandom you can request that too! ive tagged some of the other fandoms im in so you can check there if you want to know some of my main ones. thank you so much!!

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I hate to bring this back up but I'm back in a bad situation money-wise, and me and my family are struggling with bills and buying necessities. Anything would be helpful.

I have a paypal for immediate money, and I will appreciate anything given even through ko-fi, but there is a wait there for money and I really need it sooner. It is registered with my deadname, but it is mine.

PayPal.Me/misteddaisies

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Marvin: Don't ever let anyone ruin your day.

Chase: Of course not! It's my day!

Chase, with profound determination: I'm going to single-handedly ruin it myself.

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Bim, smugly, after security arrives to escort CJ and RJ out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out?

RJ, in defeat: Let’s go.

CJ: Wait.

RJ: What?

CJ: I’d kinda like to be carried out...

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Chase: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

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Chase: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Jackie: Sleeping is nice.

Chase: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

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Jack, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?

Schneep: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*

Chase: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*

Marvin: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple*

Jack: I hate all of you.