Germany, Italy and Japan are eating at a Chinese restaurant.
Italy: Ve, I love fortune cookies. What does yours say, Germany?
Germany: Well, let’s see- *opens fortune* “No man is an island.”
Japan: *Looks into the camera like he’s on The Office*

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Germany, Italy and Japan are eating at a Chinese restaurant.
Italy: Ve, I love fortune cookies. What does yours say, Germany?
Germany: Well, let’s see- *opens fortune* “No man is an island.”
Japan: *Looks into the camera like he’s on The Office*
This Blog Is Not Dead
I'm just unbelievably lazy, but I do fully intend to add more to this blog.
Slender : A little birdie told me you were doing drugs
Masky: I think you’re the one doing drugs, since apparently you talk to birds now
Tom: You have to kiss the cutest person in the room
Matt: Edd?
Edd, blushing: Yes?
Matt: Move, you are blocking the mirror.
You think that disapproving glare works on me after all the times I’ve seen it?
---Glory
Starflight: Glory, do you ever want to talk about your feelings?
Glory: no
Starflight: I do
Glory: I know Starflight
Starflight: I’m sad
Glory: I know Starflight
Tord : Y'all heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for: IMAX and Climax!
Tom : Blockbuster and Cockthruster!
Edd : Hulu and Woohoo!
Matt : Amazon Prime and Sexy Time!
Edwardo : *in the distance* Church and praying for forgiveness
Edd: Ever met a chameleon who couldn’t change color? Tom: .... Edd: He had a reptile dysfunction Tom: Why are we friends?
Wings Of Fire
*Clay to Tsunami* Clay: I don’t want to say, “ you screw everything up”, but, maybe Glory dose
Glory: YOU SCREW EVRYTHING UP!!
David: You're clearly not listening. I can say whatever I want, can’t I?
Gwen: Tell me about it.
David: I murdered Max last night.
Gwen: I feel you. David: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can’t stop murdering. Gwen: Been there.
When They First Met
Washington: You are very mature for your age.
Hamilton: Thanks, it's the trauma.
Toby: Hey Slender, what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes daytrogen.
SlenderMan: I’m going to bed.
Masky: Good nitrogen.
Hoddie: Sleep tightrogen.
E.J: Don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
Max: You take yourself too seriously David
David: You mean I should laugh at myself?
Max: Why not?I
Max: Everybody else does.
"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, burn their house to the ground!"
---Max definitely
Nerris: Two cauldron explosions?! How?
Harrison: Well, if I knew, it wouldn't have happened a second time!
David: Daniel, you’re not a bad guy. You’re just a heartbroken soul who needs love and gloves with fingers.
Daniel: Hey, fingerless gloves look awesome!
David: No they don’t.
Guess what I watched
David: Fact: I can jump higher than any tree.
Max: Oh? And how is that possible?
David: Trees can't jump.
Max: I will destroy you.