Loona as things my friends have said 2.0
Heejin: The powerpoint is due for 5pm? Oh God i just woke up
Hyunjin: What if one day there is just no more electricity? I'd probably die but wouldn't the Apocalypse be so cool?
Haseul: [giving jars of dirt] so every day before you sleep, rub some on your hands and we'll see if that affects your depression. oh yeah it's totally legit I saw this article on internet-
Yeojin: Do you know what he wants for Christmas? Drill bits. DRILL BITS. I can't anymore.
Vivi: would you consider eating brownies with me? I promise it's worth throat cancer
Kim Lip: Sorry I can't eat out my mom made me a food plan and Wednesdays it's tenderloin beef and rice
Jinsoul: lmao I wasn't even there and the teacher gave me 94... how crazy is that?
Choerry: [coughs out] I hate everything about it but I can't stop drinking! [downs glass of kombucha, then spits again]
Yves: [twerking] Time to hoe to Worth it!
Chuu: I'm sad. [Why?] My crush has a boyfriend, and he's Asian and ripped. I can't compete, I'm a white thot.
Gowon: See, this is why they do it. NO, you can't have the Frozen 2 cereal box
Olivia Hye: He's the wisest man I know, AND he's a communist. [long pause] I wish he was my father