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All characters belong to the creator of Toriko; Mitsutoshi Shimabukuro.This is a fun-fan-blog for fans, mostly to share the stories and misadventures of our favorite Four Heavenly Kings, Komatsu, and others.All ships are accepted. We accept all, so be kind to others, and let's eat!

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Toriko: I have a quick legal question. What if… hypothetically…

Coco: For the love of Acacia, what have you done?

Toriko: No! I didn't do--

Coco: Oh no, then what did ZEBRA do?

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Coco: You and Zebra burned down a warehouse, sunk a yacht, and crashed a school bus into another school bus!

Toriko: I think the words you're looking for are "mission accomplished."

Coco: The words I'm looking for would fill the entire swear jar!

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Sunny: Nobody dyes their hair that colour unless they have psychological problems

Coco, in that one chapter where he had white hair: My hair colour has nothing to do with my psychological problems!

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Sunny: How did you even dye your hair that quickly?

Coco: I didn’t.

Toriko: You can change your hair color now!? Awesome bro, teach me!

Coco: No, no, no. Even if I could, I would never teach you, or Zebra.

Zebra: Why not me?

Coco: You’ll get multiple ID’s to get back into places that you were rightfully banned from.

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Kidnapper: I have one of your children!

Ichiryuu: Which one? I have five.

Kidnapper: The one who eats weird food

Ichiryuu: Which one? I have five.

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Zebra: Hold on... I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures?

Komatsu: Zebra-san...

Komatsu: Are you okay?

Coco: An idea. He has an idea.

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Toriko: I'm just the kind of bishokuya that likes to think things through!

Coco: Since when?

Coco: I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

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the kings as kids (halloween edition)

Toriko: can we go to a haunted house this year?

Coco, messing with him in a deadpan voice: What's wrong with the one we live in?

Toriko: ...

Toriko: I'm sorry wHAT?

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The Four Kings: [ Screaming ]

Ichiryuu, running into the room: What's wrong, Coco?!

Sunny: Hey! Why are you only asking Coco even though Toriko, Zebra, and I are also here?

Ichiryuu: Because Coco wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You three will scream whenever you have the chance.

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Zebra: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK. Sunny: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG. Zebra: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO. Starjun: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins. Toriko: Looks like someone's a HO. Sunny: NaBrO. Coco: I'm done with all of you!

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Jury’s out...

Toriko: Just be yourself. Starjun: 'Be myself'? Toriko, I have one day to win Coco over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? Zebra: Couple weeks. Komatsu: Six months. Sunny: Jury’s still out. Starjun: See, Toriko? Starjun: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Who’s story wins?

Komatsu: Dumbest scar stories, go! Toriko: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Sunny: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Zebra: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Starjun: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Coco: Coco: I have emotional scars.

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Does it count as kidnapping?

Coco: You kidnapped Toriko? That’s illegal! Sunny: But Coco, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Toriko, or destroying our dreams? Coco: Kidnapping Toriko, Sunny!!! Zebra: Coco, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them! Coco: What, to kidnap people?!?! Zebra: To work together! Coco: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?! Starjun: Coco, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.

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XD

Sunny: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple... Zebra: I really care about your feelings! Toriko: I really care about YOUR feelings! Sunny, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple... Coco: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Starjun: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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Zebra: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.

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Chips?

Coco: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked... Zebra: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine! Starjun: In your pantry! Coco: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop? Zebra: Is your friend here? Coco, motioning to Toriko: Yeah. Zebra, to Toriko: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:( Sunny: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew- Sunny: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?! Sunny: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN Everyone else: No. Sunny, to Zebra and Starjun: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS Zebra: YAAAAAAAAY! Starjun: THE PRESTIGE!

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Coco: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? Starjun: IT. Sunny: Annabelle. Zebra: Paranormal Activity. Toriko: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

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All for Family

Starjun: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Toriko: Several traffic violations. Zebra: Three counts of resisting arrest. Sunny: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Coco: Also, that’s not our car.