alex's top secret blog

MINOR | He/him | Currently having ridiculous amounts of pjo brainrot and i dont think its going away any time soon | Artist and writer

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carrd (trust me i wish i didnt have one too)

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☀️♐🌙♓⬆️♌

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ohhh but so pretty. i want to like it

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THE SHIT PEOPLE SAY ABT NICO IN AI DESCRIPTIONS 😭😭

"hi im nico and my whole family is dead"

"gloomy emo gay"

SLANDER 💀💀💀💀

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No matter what, for you own mental health’s sake, don’t think about how many times Bucky screamed Steve’s name during the Austria ordeal and the aftermath of falling from the train. How he cried for Steve until his throat was raw and his chest burned. Until he didn’t have any air left and all he could do was gasp and brokenly suck air in. Don’t think about that.

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spencer's licking their lips rubbing their hands together waiting for the trump mugshot to drop so they can slap it on a $25 t-shirt

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Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

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AAACK A GIRL IN MY MATH CLASS HAS A XIE LIAN PLUSHIE ON HER BACKPACKKKKK ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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say it aint so i will not go turn the lights off cotton eye joe

[rlmartian]

But the lights. There blinding. My eyes a literally on fire and melting out of my sockets. Please turn the light off- *dies in vampire

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*guitar solo*

[rlmartian]

melted eyes fall to the floor setting it on fire but in a strangely shaped ring around us. I hear guitar solo. Oh no it’s a Boss fight

🔥 🔥 🔥

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say it aint so i will not go turn the lights off cotton eye joe

[rlmartian]

But the lights. There blinding. My eyes a literally on fire and melting out of my sockets. Please turn the light off- *dies in vampire

[alexandersecretblog]

*guitar solo*

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say it aint so i will not go turn the lights off cotton eye joe

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yes this is an oc. shut up youre eating whats on the table

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I fed my kids and they still don’t love me.

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First of all how dare you-

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sorry I pick truth-

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YOU SIT ON A THROWN OF LIES YOU WENCH

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at least I have a throne how’s it doing down there sitting in the dog bed cause you’re a bit-

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AT LEAST IM NOT IN THE DOG HOUSE DEADBEAT

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You literally took EVERYTHING I CANT PAY FOR CHILD SUPPORT AND YOUR WITH A millionaire STOP WHINING

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Did I really take everything? Cuz last I checked, the children wanted to stay with me

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guys your argument is flooding my notifs

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yes this is an oc. shut up youre eating whats on the table

[rlmartian]

I fed my kids and they still don’t love me.

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ok boomer

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I’m like a year older than you or something

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old 🫵

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Two years older to be precise

*pushes glasses up nose bridge anime style*

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"tWo yEaRs oLdeR to bE PrEscICE"

[alexandersecretblog]

yes this is an oc. shut up youre eating whats on the table

[rlmartian]

I fed my kids and they still don’t love me.

[alexandersecretblog]

ok boomer

[rlmartian]

I’m like a year older than you or something

[alexandersecretblog]

old 🫵