ralvez my beloveds

i post whenever i remember to

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My main blog, with fics and literally everything else is @ralvezfanatic :3

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unfortunately i always search for my posts on those tiktoks that screenshot incorrect quotes from tumblr and get sad when I'm not in them

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also random but i remember once someone "acted" out my incorrect quote post.. like im pretty sure it was like bc it was a popular post of mine yk

like idrc bc i take the quotes from a generator, but i found it funny

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unfortunately i always search for my posts on those tiktoks that screenshot incorrect quotes from tumblr and get sad when I'm not in them

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Spencer: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Penelope: Spencer, if you don't like clowns, why are you dating Luke?

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Luke: I'm crying. You made me cry.

Spencer: Baby

Luke: Now is not the time for pet names!

Spencer: No, I'm calling you a baby

Spencer: I'm insulting you

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Hotch: Morgan, I’m sorry. I can’t keep seeing you anymore.

Derek: No shit, you’re always wearing sunglasses.

Hotch: Morgan… no…

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Derek, knocking on the door: Spencer, open up!

Spencer: It all started when I was a kid.

Derek: That’s not what I-

Penelope: Let him finish!

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Luke: ¿Es cierto que tu andas diciendo que tú y yo nos estamos agarramos de besos en la boca

Spencer: ¿Yo? Yo no dije nada!

Luke: gasps

Luke: ¿No? Entonces hay que cuidarnos porque ya nos vieron..

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Translation:

Luke: Is it true that you're going around telling people we make out?

Spencer: Me? I haven't said anything!

Luke: gasps

Luke: No? Then we have to be careful because someone saw us!

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Luke: ¿Es cierto que tu andas diciendo que tú y yo nos estamos agarramos de besos en la boca

Spencer: ¿Yo? Yo no dije nada!

Luke: gasps

Luke: ¿No? Entonces hay que cuidarnos porque ya nos vieron..

check reblogs for translation

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STOP WHY DID I HAVE TWO VALORANT REBLOGS HERE thats so embarrassing

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i have an incorrect quote for ralvez but its in Spanish..

must i translate or do i let u guys do the work ?

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Rossi: Why am I the bad guy?

Penelope: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Rossi: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.

Rossi, gesturing to the team: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

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Luke: Talk dirty to me~

Spencer: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Luke: What

Spencer: The economy is in shambles.

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Luke: Working sucks.

Luke: I want to be a malewife where my only responsibilities are being sexy and cute.

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Spencer: Your smile? It makes my day.

Luke: Your happiness? I live for that.

Rossi: A room? Get one.

Penelope: Hotel? Trivago.

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Luke: Tommorrow's garbage day.

Penelope: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.