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Derek: I have a question.

Spencer: Shoot.

Derek: Is the S or C in scent silent?

Garcia: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.

Spencer: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.

Derek: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.

Garcia: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.

Luke: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.

Spencer: Luke is not allowed to talk anymore.

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Emily: Reid can't be good at everything, I bet he's a bad kisser

Luke: No, he's good at that too

Emily: What?

Luke: What?

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Spencer: Your smile? It makes my day.

Luke: Your happiness? I live for that.

Rossi: A room? Get one.

Penelope: Hotel? Trivago.

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Emily: Luke, you'll be working with Spencer and Matt.

Luke: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

The team: *blank stares*

Luke: ...Of people on a team.

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Spencer: So, what’s Luke's type?

Penelope: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, smart.

Spencer: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Penelope: Did I mention oblivious?

Spencer: Yeah, why?

Penelope: Okay, just making sure.

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Emily: Hey, Spencer, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Spencer: Yeah.

Emily: And you, Luke?

Luke: Umm... yes?

Emily: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Luke: Did she just-

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Emily: Is this your plan B?

Spencer: Technically, this is plan P.

Emily: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Spencer: Yes, but I marry Luke in plan M.

Luke: I like plan M.

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Spencer: God, if only someone loved me…

Luke: *standing behind them with roses*

Penelope: *holding box of chocolates*

Matt: *has balloons and a card*

Hotch: *facepalms* This is sad.