Incorrect Raven Cycle Quotes

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Monmouth on Halloween

[tinyowlnonsense]

Gansey: Ronan, we’re out of sweets.

Ronan: What? Already? There’s only been like three kids.

Gansey: Yeah I know but one little girl told me she loved my shoes so I just gave her everything.

[tinyowlnonsense]

Blue: Were you ever nice?

Ronan: 1995. Worst year of my life.

[tinyowlnonsense]

Gansey: Success is the best revenge.

Ronan: Bullshit. Revenge is the best revenge.

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Anyone who has ever read The Raven Cycle, on Noah Czerny: I LOVE MY BEAUTIFUL DEAD SON

[tinyowlnonsense]

Ronan: you made me watch all 8 Harry Potter movies! I don't even like Harry Potter!

Adam: What? That's insane, of course you like Harry Potter, you've seen all 8 movies!

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“You’re forcing me to be the voice of reason, and that’s not a good look for me!”

— Ronan Lynch

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Ronan: *sarcastically* Well, aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice!

Blue: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and.... um.....

Ronan: No, you go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll admit that we're friends.

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“Alright! We did not die today! I call that a success!”

— Gansey, probably

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Blue: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

Ronan: 420?

Blue: No, that’s really immature of you. Guess again, and take it seriously this time.

Noah: 69?

Blue: Yeah it’s 69.

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Ronan: I don’t think it’s fair that women have an excuse once a month to act irrationally angry when the rest of us have to keep it together all the time.

Blue: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Ronan: Well, that’s just your personal opinion because I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Gansey: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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When Blue and Gansey argue

Ronan: What’s going on?

Adam: Mom and Dad are fighting.

Ronan: Who’s winning?

[solavei]

(with a heavy and morose sigh) part nine

[kevlahan]

Declan, during thanksgiving at the barns: hey Adam do you know where--

Adam, scrying in the upstairs bathroom mirror, eyes completely black, voice coming from somewhere other than his body: the fruit peeler is? second drawer by the microwave

Declan: okay thanks

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Gansey: just let me grab my shoes then we can go

Blue: *looks into the camera like she's on the office*

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Blue: So, is your car gonna start this time or…?

Gansey: The fun is in the mystery.

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seconds before entering Jesse Dittley's cave

Gansey: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Ronan: What if I bite it and it dies?

Adam, exasperatedly: That means you’re venomous.

Henry: What if it bites itself and I die?

Blue: That’s voodoo.

Henry: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Gansey: That’s correlation, not causation.

Ronan: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Adam: That’s kinky

[themonmouthgang]

Ronan singing The Murder Squash Song to the tune of Happy Birthday at Gansey’s birthday party