Incorrect Real Madrid Quotes

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Ꮺ 𝗦.𝗲̲𝗋𝗀𝗂𝗈 𝐑𝖺𝗆ꪫ𝗌 ლ𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝕀𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗌! 🌿ⴰ

猫ス𑇛ᩚஇˇ 𝗟𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗼𝗿 𝗋𝖾𝗯𝗹𖣠𝗴 🍄 𓍢 ㌍ 𓂃

ᦰ 🍄꒧ 𝗯𝕖𝖾𝗽 𝗯𝕖𝖾𝗽 𓂃 ᘏ 𝙲𝗋𝟑𝖽𝗂𝗍𝗌 ᬝǝ

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I am here to ruin your day. Sergio Ramos has most probably played his final game for Real Madrid. It was a Champions League loss to Chelsea. In am empty Stamford Bridge. Excuse me whille I go cry

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Rodrygo: ugh... I cut my finger

Vinicius: *runs* wheeee ooooo wheeee ooooo wheeee ooooo

Vinicius: *stops and puts a bandaid on Rodrygo's finger*

Vinicius: *runs out the room* wheeee ooooo wheeee ooooo wheeee ooooo

Rodrygo:...

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When it hits you that Sergio Ramos and Marcelo may have played their final UCL game for Real Madrid 🙂

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Ramos: I wasn't that drunk last night

Modric: You were flirting with Torres

Ramos: So? He's my boyfriend

Modric: You asked him if he was single

Modric: Then you cried when he said no

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Courtois: Why did you give Fede a knife?!?

Hazard: He said he felt unsafe

Courtois: Now I feel unsafe!

Hazard: I'm sorry..

Hazard: Would you like a knife

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Lucas Vázquez may have played his final game in the Royal White and now I'm sad

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Vinicius: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three. One. Two. Three.

Rodrygo and Vini:

Vini: Now, see, I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Hazard: You live in Mirkwood right?

Fede: My dad lives in Mirkwood. I live in the moment

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I believe in Maria Isabel supremacy

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I miss Eden Hazard

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Benzema: There's only one good reason for two people to have sex and that is love.

Ramos: Benz, I love you but there are plenty of reasons for people to have sex

Benzema: Name one!

Ramos: I can name 50!

Ramos: Make-up sex. Break-up sex. Someone-told-you-about-a-new-position sex.

Ramos: Revenge. Rebound. Paratrooping. Curiosity

32 reasons later

Marcelo:He-said-he-loves-you-but-you-are-not-ready-to-say-it-back sex

Ramos: 43!

Vazquez: Wingman diving on the friend grenade.

Ramos: 44!

Varane: The condoms are about to expire

Ramos: 45!

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Ramos: This is actually getting pretty hard

Marcelo: 46!

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Fede: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party ever and you're all invited

Arribas: "If.."

Vinicius: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die

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Isco: If you like me, raise your hands

Mendy: What if I don't like you?

Isco: Then raise your standards bitch

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Appreciation for Real Madrid's Super Swedes ❤️❤️

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Ramos: I just feel like we are meant to be together. I mean look at how fate keeps throwing us at each other!

Modric: It's 3 AM and you're stuck in my window. How did you even get there?!

Ramos: Fate, Luka. Weren't you listening?

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I miss how happy Real Madrid used to make me