Incorrect rvb quotes

To conclude: Yes

[incorrect-red-vs-blue]

Tucker: Can you keep a secret?

Wash: Do you know anything about my life?

Tucker:

Tucker: Good point.

[incorrect-red-vs-blue]

Grif: I’m totally useless.

Sarge: You’re not totally useless.

Sarge: You can be used as a bad example!

[incorrect-red-vs-blue]

Carolina: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

York: No, it’s my fault. I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

[halofandatingsim]

ARTISTS APPLICATIONS OPEN! 

We are happy to announce that artists’ applications for the Red vs Blue Fan Dating Simulator are open! 

 Red vs Blue Fan Dating Simulator is a fanmade dating sim where the player has four options and 6 different endings. 

 We are looking for four types of artists: Background, Character Sprite, Splash, and Graphic Designers to help create a game that showcases the fandom’s creativity. Similar to “Namco High,” there will be no set style for character sprite and splash artists to achieve, simply drawing in your style is already perfect. 

 Please read the guideline introduction on the google form before applying.

 Applications close the 25th of April at 11:59pm EST

Artists App Link

[halofandatingsim]

ARTISTS APPLICATIONS OPEN! 

We are happy to announce that artists’ applications for the Red vs Blue Fan Dating Simulator are open! 

 Red vs Blue Fan Dating Simulator is a fanmade dating sim where the player has four options and 6 different endings. 

 We are looking for four types of artists: Background, Character Sprite, Splash, and Graphic Designers to help create a game that showcases the fandom’s creativity. Similar to “Namco High,” there will be no set style for character sprite and splash artists to achieve, simply drawing in your style is already perfect. 

 Please read the guideline introduction on the google form before applying.

 Applications close the 25th of April at 11:59pm EST

Artists App Link

[stupidity-fragment]

rvb where everything is the same, but it's machinimated with the cursed halo mod

[nevada-got-screwed-over]

Doc: Are you making fun of me? It’s ok if you are, I’d just like to know.

[incorrect-red-vs-blue]

Tucker: You take yourself too seriously.

Wash: So you think I should laugh at myself?

Tucker: Why not? Everyone else does.

[ttttherian]

[asspostate]

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

[incorrect-red-vs-blue]

Wash: Quick! Give me something blunt!

Donut: You have a hard time letting people in and trusting individuals.

Wash: An object, Donut.

[nuka-breaker]

Power Armor is basically a fursuit for people who want to be robots

[mumblesbot]

sh sshut up

[incorrect-red-vs-blue]

Donut: Do you have any idea how many times I've had to get out of handcuffs?

Simmons: I didn't know you were arrested.

Donut: Arrested?

[incorrect-red-vs-blue]

York: got banned from Club Penguin again.

North: What did you do this time?

York: Called someone's puffle a fat fuck.

[incorrect-red-vs-blue]

York: Stealing is a crime and doing drugs is a crime, but if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and you're basically doing good. Trust me I am a lawyer.

[incorrect-red-vs-blue]

Simmons: What happened to you?

Grif, holding an ice pack to his black eye: I got punched

Sarge: Did you deserve it?

[incorrect-red-vs-blue]

Simmons: Money can’t buy happiness.

Sarge: Sure it can. That’s just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.