ABORT MISSION

Hi I'm Ruggy and I'm generally a disaster. [credit for sidebar art goes to gingerisaspice]

[danikoshi]

Basilio and Crispin: We can't go, bossing, stress is bad for the babies

Alex: What babies??

Basilio and Crispin: Us

[danikoshi]

Anton, while the kambal were still kids: No senseless murder, ever, from now on. Say it after me

Basilio and Crispin:

Basilio and Crispin: Me it

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[seelcudoom]

the fact he can cross himself and invoke the lord and it only hurts but garlic will kill him outright implies garlic is more powerful then christ

[jasoncanty01]

[from-dark-dunharrow]

This is how Pippin talks to Aragorn after he’s crowned 

[rocktheholygrail]

[brattylikestoeat]

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[riptidejunkie]

Finding this post again in 2021

[alienfuckerdeluxe]

Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir. 

[drakovictorious]

I couldn’t let this be hidden in the replies

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

COMPUTER ENHANCE

GOLD CAPPED SCHMEAT!!!!!

[everythingfox]

[superwhiff]

GET IT WHITE BOY

[fatsoupy]

it’s white boy wednesday

[eyezehuhh]

Yekaterina Lisina 👀💦

[prince-luffy]

The face of a changed man:

[youngalientype]

Hello???

[girlwarlock]

if you’re gonna be taller than almost everyone you meet, lean into it

[guerrillatech]

[ranmagender]

ive been buying more stuff on bandcamp because it supports indie artists way more than spotify

[imsobadatnicknames]

Also remember that for the last few months, bandcamp has been doing a thing called “bandcamp fridays” where, the first friday of every month, they don’t take the 15% comission they usually take from artist sales and let them have 100% of the money instead.

[thesnadger]

I saw a post that was like "Guillermo del Toro should direct a Venom sequel" and I get where it's coming from, but that actually sounds terrible.

Can you imagine?? Letting him turn it into a heartwrenching story about wonder and connection in the middle of oppression? Giving it weight and emotional gut-punches and beautiful fairy-tale imagery???

That's not the turd-in-the-wind stupid movie you fell in love with. You don't want poetic dream sequences and themes about the human condition, you want a sweaty man biting a live lobster in half and I think you all know it.

[thesnadger]

@feuerbluete: So what you're saying is Taika Waititi should direct it

I didn’t realize that was what I was saying but yes I think it is.

[jenniferrpovey]

...yes.

[delphinidin4]

alysontabbitha on IG

[nerdygaykitten-deactivated20210]

[twentythousandvolts]

i dont think you get it. 1980 was twenty years ago. 1990 was 10 years ago. 2000 was 10 years ago. 2016 was two years ago. 2018 was also two years ago. 2017 was last year. 2014 was four years ago. do you understand me now?????

[awsomecutecats]

I mean… who could resist…?

[proxysart-retired]

Isaac and his monster boyfriend!!!! Loved Season 4 so much ...and Issacs arch was too goooood

I think he may be my fav ch now... <3