Incorrect Rent Quotes

“Sometimes I miss your pink torpedo” - actual demo quote

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completely correct quotes from the 1996 musical RENT.

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Joanne: Your lab is in the bathroom?

Mark: Roger says this is the perfect place for my work. I’m just now realizing that remark may not have been entirely complimentary.

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Maureen: I'm a huge proponent of equal rights, which is why I slept with every member of Fleetwood Mac.

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Roger: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Mimi: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

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Mark: You went to Tisch, I don’t know what you learned there!

Maureen: Not much!

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Mark: How do you spend your time? 

Roger: Smoking pot. 

Maureen: Doing yoga.  Angel: Praying. 

Benny: Making money.

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Benny: There are rumors that I’m…disingenuous.

Mark: You shed your leaves annually?

Benny: …That’s deciduous.

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Mark: If you’re 17, what are we recording? Your bar mitzvah?

Roger: I’m not Jewish…

Maureen: Quinceañeara?

Roger: I’m not Latino, either…or female…

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Joanne: Biggest fears?

Roger: Spiders!

Mark: Rejection.

Mimi: What exactly is at the bottom of the ocean?

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Mark: Hey can I talk to you?

Roger: Sure, what is it?

Mark: It all started the day I was born...

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Mark: Don’t worry Joanne, things always go wrong for us. But somehow, people keep paying us!

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Maureen: I don’t remember stealing her car, because I was sleepwalking.

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Maureen, drunk: Claustrophobic? Who would ever be scared of Santa Claus?

Maureen: Oh! The Jewish!

Mark: ....

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Maureen: How dare you insinuate that I’m not authentic.

Joanne: Maureen, I finished signing your headshots.

Maureen: Oh, not now!

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(Angel and Collins kiss.)

Collins: Oh! Sorry, Mark, what were you saying?

Mark: Um...that I can’t come to class tomorrow cause my grandma died?

Maureen: Oof. Real mood-ruiner. Read the room, dude.

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Maureen: When I want to help one of my friends, I usually get them...something edible. You get what I’m saying? An edible thing?

Joanne: Please don’t buy me drugs.

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Mark: Are we expecting a siege?

Roger, about Benny: I thought we were already under one, considering the company.