Something Next to Normal

I'm Maddy and I'm 18. I don't take a lot of stuff seriously.

[andreii-tarkovsky]

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

is anyone else annoyed by the stereotype that young people’s phones are a loud and annoying device? because i have never heard anyone under 30 who doesn’t have their phone on vibrate. like 100% of the time if the marimba ringtone starts blaring it’s the older generations.

[weloveshortvideos]

[probablynot404]

the more u watch the funnier it gets

[thedovahcat]

I LITERALLY JUST CHOKED AFTER LAUGHING SO HARD

[1234599999-deactivated20190801]

when you accidentally type ‘teh’ instead of ‘the’

[kataratheflyingsister]

me: *panics when i feel things*

also me: *panics when i don't feel things*

[emogender-deactivated20191222]

*puts on eyeliner over yesterday’s eyeliner smudges* smoky eye

[straightboyfriend]

me texting someone

me: hey its me, an inconvenience,

[spyadults]

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

man *proposing to woman*: you are so amazing And i want to spend the rest of my life with you man *after married to woman*: darn it ! Now i am trapped. game fricking over. She done tricked me

[dicklover3000]

lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long

[surprisebitch]

you should get the orange soda, it’s amazing

[may]

okay

[moist-baguette]

what would you ladies like to drink?

[surprisebitch]

orange soda please

[may]

i’ll have the strawberry soda

[surprisebitch]

[fag]

me too, strawberry soda

[surprisebitch]

[pleatedjeans]

[firelorcl]

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

[trashiously]

tag yourself as one of these planets 

[fuckyeahsexanddrugs]

uranus

[mysharona1987]

[katblaque]

so relevant.

[emptycicada]

[artmania-feed]

[cursegoat]