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Terra: I would like to take a look at the corpse and see where the blood has come from-

Rhod: It's come from inside her! It was inside her, and now it's outside her. Cause of death: blood is outside.

Man-Beast: Tonight's entertainment is brought to you by random acts of violence! Man, I love show business.

The GM: I think I might actually have cursed myself planning this campaign.

Noah: The three steps to a successful breakup?

Rhod: Be open and honest; talk about your feelings; hot air balloon escape.

Stygius: Courage is easy by candlelight. Your faith, I suspect, is in the flame.

Artemis: [blows out the candle]

[pause]

Stygius: ...All right, you've made your point.

Asteria: The things I do for friends I can't stand.

Frigg, filming: I live for the drama.

Terra: You're terrible...send that to me, would you?

Ember: I'm having a little difficulty understanding your evil motives.

Skeletor: Silence! All you need to know is that I am evil, and I'm going to defeat you!

Petra: The three things in your happy place?

Frigg: (counting on her fingers) Tall. Vampire. Lady.

Razz: Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end?

Vambra: (to Frigg) This stuff is extremely volatile and look, I cannot stress this enough, DO NOT DRINK IT.

Duncan: I didn't want to explain everything, so I KO'd him.

Asteria: Huh.

Vambra: Where do I mark off my loss of pride?

The GM: That would be under "Additional Notes".

Rhod: If you play a game set in a sunny location you get Vitamin D through the screen, that's just a fact.

Petra: By no means does this make us friends.

Rhod: To get rid of all the bats in my attic, should I buy 100 snakes and put them in the attic too?

Ember: You should buy one snake and swing it around like a whip.

Petra: We are not doing Space Buddies again.

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