#source: discworld

[burnbrighterthanever]

Lion: The innocent have nothing to fear.

Corvus: The innocent have everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term, even more from people who say things like "the innocent have nothing to fear."

[incorrectff13quotes]

Lightning: Something stupid’s been going on here, and I’m going to wait quite patiently until Snow owns up

[khr-gilded-cage]

Skull @ Kawahira: You call yourself some kind of god and you know nothing, sir, nothing. What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. What don't change can't learn. The smallest creature that dies in the grass knows more than you.

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Cody: Hunter, I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you. Hunter: Sir? Cody: It seems that you have managed to retain this even though you are an authority. Hunter: Sir? Cody: That's practically zen.

[vigilantsycamore]

"It's only in bad taste when somebody else does it. I'm allowed"

- Blake after everyone looks at her in shock because she made a pun about Yang eating pussy

[burnbrighterthanever]

The Doctor: When people are trying to kill you, it means you’re doing something right.

[burnbrighterthanever]

Four: Leela doesn't stand there and scream helplessly. She makes other people do that.

[burnbrighterthanever]

The Master: I see evil when I look in my shaving mirror. It is, philosophically, present everywhere in the universe in order to highlight the existence of good. I think there is more to this theory, but I tend to burst out laughing at this point.