incorrect sidem quotes

things that may or may not have been said by the sidem characters

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Soichiro: I have a plan.

Yukihiro: No murder.

Soichiro: I don't have a plan.

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Kyoji: God, I hate you.

Minori: You're talking to a mirror.

Kyoji: Yep.

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I don’t have a crush on Kashiwagi. He's just someone I stare at and I like, and when he's not here, it ruins my day.

Kaoru Sakuraba

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Kei: Be in the moment.

Rei: I am in the moment! It's a terrible moment!

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Takeru: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Ren: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. Big difference.

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Kuro: There are no snacks left in the kitchen, sorry.

Shouma: Excuse me, I am literally right here.

[chouxvalier]

this was based off a post from @incorrect-sidem i dont feel like finding but anyways i fuckgin hate ren kizaki

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!!!

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Teru: Hey, what's the second to last letter of the alphabet?

Kaoru: ...Y.

Teru: Because I want to know!

Kaoru:

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Seiji: How long are we gonna stand here and just watch him do that?

Hideo: Just...give him a minute.

Ryu: [forcefully and repeatedly pushing a door that clearly says pull]

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Just a little grammar tip: ‘farther’ is for physical distance, 'further' is for metaphorical distance, and 'father' is for emotional distance.

Jun Fuyumi

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Teru: Guess what I'm about to get?

Kaoru: On my nerves?

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Touma: FOUR MONTHS.

Hokuto: What's he talking about?

Shouta: It's really not that big of a deal.

Touma: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.

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Chris: So you two got kicked out of the movies? Why?

Amehiko: We were yelling diving scores during the Titanic as people jumped off the boat.

Sora: The last guy was a solid 8.

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Kaoru: I'm fine, I was just lightly stabbed.

Tsubasa: You were STABBED?

Kaoru: Lightly stabbed.

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Shouma: You know what I did yesterday?

Kirio: Got prettier?

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Touma-kun told me to stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis. I said maybe...

Shouta Mitarai