Quotes from Fellbrook

Quotes from the hallowed halls of Fellbrook Jr. High

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Emma: You know, if I could shape shift, I’d probably turn into a dog!

Belle: Why?

Emma: Everyone loves dogs!

Bill: Your mind is a scientific marvel.

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Matilda: What is your problem?

Bill: What, do you want me to list them alphabetically?

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Bill: We can’t all be social butterflies, Chrissie. For some of us human interaction is difficult.

Chrissie: It might help if you stop calling it “human interaction”.

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Emma: I have an idea!

Matilda: Your last idea was murder!

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Emma: Hey, Bill! I just ate a butterfly!

Bill: (fake gasp of horror) Butterflies are poisonous! You have at most two hours to live!

An hour later Belle walks in on Emma sobbing a eating a Snickers bar.

Belle: What’s wrong?

Emma: This is my last meal!

Belle: You’ve been dead since the 70s.

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Chrissie: What’s hot with the kids these days?

Emma: KNIVES!

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Emma: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?

Bill: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.

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Matilda: Emma, what is wrong with you?

Emma: Oh, you know, the usual!

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Bill: Every time I’m feeling down I think about you guys...

Emma, Belle and Chrissie: Aww!

Bill: And tell myself, if I can survive living with these idiots, I can survive anything.

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Emma: If you’re gonna kill a bunch of people, might as well have some fun with it!

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Emma: I’m tired of always lying and pretending!

Emma, singing: I don’t think that pidgeons should exist anymore!

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Anyone got any good Headcanon voices for characters? Looking for...

Emma: High pitched overly cheerful female voice

Bill: Tenor male voice with a dull, snobbish inflection

Belle: Smooth, low female voice

Ada: Cute, high pitched female voice

Bethany: Slightly nasal female voice

Matilda: Slightly angry sounding female voice

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Bethany: Seriously, Emma, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?

Emma: That’s not important!

Bethany: I DISAGREE!

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Lyn: Oh no! I’m gonna die!

Emma, holding string and about to rip Lyn’s soul out: You’ve lived a good life.

Lyn: I’m TWELVE!

Emma: I said good, not long.

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Emma: Can I ask you a normal question?

Bill: I don’t think so but try anyway.

[emmaghosts-artblog]

My OC Emma.

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Bethany: This is a bad idea.

Emma: There are no bad ideas! Only good ideas that can go horribly wrong!