Kneel.

[heirgoetia]

Hello, I am Stolas, a fictive of Stolas from Helluva Boss. I am specifically a Stolas whose personality is most recognizable as pilot Stolas, but I am present in stolas whenever he is looking down on imps, acting haughty and better than others in general. I am the Stolas that Stolas is pretending to be when he sings Mastermind. I think I introject some of his softer aspects as well, but I am very much pompous rich asshole-core.

I am able to control myself though of course, and just express this through healthy outlets, like BDSM and bullying my very willing partner.

Feel free to flirt with me if you want me to be mean to you~ and do let me know if I ever go too far. I will apologize.

18+, minors DNI please.

[vivziepoparchives]

Picture of Stolas from Blitz's phone in the Helluva Boss pilot. Posted to Amessicle's twitter November 30, 2019.

[source]

[vivziepopcriticalconfessions]

"Stolas would’ve been one of my favorite villains ever if his actions were actually seen as what they are and not tried to justify all the time.. he’s one of the most realistically abusers written abusers i ever seen and apparently he’s so real even the writing team and fandom fell for his manipulation"

Submitted by @ashetheentity

[heirgoetia]

*looks at 90% of other stolas kin like they are prey*

[heirgoetia]

Yes baby I'm sure that nasty little imp was very mean to you. Oh yes, you can cry to me... why don't you come over to my castle and I'll fix you a drink? You'll feel much better around your fellow royals.

[evilvox]

I never meant to hurt you. I just wanted to do whatever I wanted and for you to not be hurt by it.

[valofhearts]

I need to feel superior to everyone ever for my emotional regulation. Luckily I am superior to everyone ever so it's not that hard

[opalescent-blood-deactivated202]

Starstruck

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[opalescent-blood-deactivated202]

El muchacho de los ojos tristes

[heirgoetia]

Beer is gross. Or cider or whatever this is. Low proof. WHy does putting less alcohol in it make it worse. even though alsochol tase bad. what are ytou did tyo him. what did you do

[heirgoetia]

God the longer these shows go on the worse theyre going to be

They just melt further the more new shitty things are built on foundations of past shitty things

And i dont mean characters being bad to each other i mean bad writing decisions

[heirgoetia]

Oh is that what shes mad about. 'We were never enough for you' he was going to die. WHAT SHES MAD HE TOOK MEDICATION??

I dont accept this. This is contrived and weird and octavia is more reasonable than that. 'You said youd never leave' what?? He got banished. What?

[blitzhoe]

✨️ Octavia

YEAH LIKE LOOK I FUCKING HATE HIM AND I'M GLAD HES SAD I HATE HIM BUT THERE ARE SO MANY BETTER REASONS TO HATE HIM

[heirgoetia]

Hi via!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi

Hi via. Hi octavia

Anyways yeah im like. She totally could reasonabley hate him and for adjacent reasons but the TIMING IS WEIRD AND CONTRIVED AND I DONT THINK SHED BE MAD HED SAVE A MANS LIFE? Or it would be done more reasonablely.likw you risked your life and then i wouldnt have had a father you ddint know they wouldnt kill you

Instead it comes off Mad something Bad happened instead of for anything actuslly within his control

[blitzhoe]

✨️ Octavia

Yeah like the promise was that she'll be okay no matter what happens he'll be there for her and she'll be okay not that nothing bad will ever happen and HES TRYING TO FUCKING BE THERE FOR HER EVEN THOUGH A BAD THING HAPPENED AND SHE FUCKING KNOWS IT

You know what the real issue is?

THAT WHEN HE IS THERE HE'S STILL FUCKING SHITTY

[heirgoetia]

Precisely!! Like his issues is how he treated her but of course thats not being addressed when has people mistreating each other ever been addressed sensically in these shows. And i bet ill make it up to you by saving your life

[heirgoetia]

See also in true vivzie property fashion no real apology or attempt to talk about the issues is ever made, just grand life saving gestures and now the relationship is fixed. Vivzie still doesnt know whar an apology is despite writing an entire song about it. And before you say 'its the characters' or 'that'll happen later' could be but its not and it wont all the writing across both shows are like this and i shall be very glad if you can prove me wrong but not argue with me using theoreticals i am looking at what we HAVE.

[heirgoetia]

Oh is that what shes mad about. 'We were never enough for you' he was going to die. WHAT SHES MAD HE TOOK MEDICATION??

I dont accept this. This is contrived and weird and octavia is more reasonable than that. 'You said youd never leave' what?? He got banished. What?

[blitzhoe]

✨️ Octavia

YEAH LIKE LOOK I FUCKING HATE HIM AND I'M GLAD HES SAD I HATE HIM BUT THERE ARE SO MANY BETTER REASONS TO HATE HIM

[heirgoetia]

Hi via!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi

Hi via. Hi octavia

Anyways yeah im like. She totally could reasonabley hate him and for adjacent reasons but the TIMING IS WEIRD AND CONTRIVED AND I DONT THINK SHED BE MAD HED SAVE A MANS LIFE? Or it would be done more reasonablely.likw you risked your life and then i wouldnt have had a father you ddint know they wouldnt kill you

Instead it comes off Mad something Bad happened instead of for anything actuslly within his control

[heirgoetia]

Why doesnt millie get a clue. Whys she being weird as hell. Oh my god is she pregnant??

[blitzhoe]

DID MOXXIE TOP???????

[heirgoetia]

DONT SAY THAT

[heirgoetia]

Blitzo in my system and I are both dreading watching the new episode 'sinsmas'. So many gifs of stolas and blitzo dancing together or otherwise being cute... this is disgusting to both of us

[blitzhoe]

REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL

[heirgoetia]

It is a bit funny since most stolitz couples seem to dread watching the heavier episodes where they fight while for you and I its like..

"Love of my life... they put us being cute together on TV again."

"UGH!!!"

[blitzhoe]

drink every time they do something thats supposed to be fucking cute

[heirgoetia]

Ive run the fuck out.

[heirgoetia]

The problem with this show is how all of ot is just completely unearned. You could have these story beats, in that order, but youre missing some shit. Which is how it tricks people into thinking its good, because, you can imagine that those things happened, and pretend its earned, and then it would be very good indeed, until you realize all that character development and plot beats happened off screen and in your mind

[heirgoetia]

'When have you ever asked' what? .. coming at him for stealing now..? Okay. The nonsense emotional conflict is very weird and contrived in this time.

Nonsense!!! Nonsense tv show!! IM GLAD IM DRUNK!!