Correct Slingphries Quotes...Or are they?

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Alan, holding up a finger gun: GIVE ME IDEAS TO DRAW

Eric, panicking: FLOWERS.

Alan, kissing his cheek: Thank you.

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Eric: The Doctor gave me four days to live.

Alan, surprised: You're sick?

Eric: Nah, he just doesn't like me

Sebastian: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP ON TUESDAY.

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Eric: *does one (1) stupid thing*

Alan: That's my man, ladies! Hands off!

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Ronald, through text: Your girl could never.

Alan: I'm gay, but go off ig.

Ronald: Shit. Sorry.

Ronald: Your man could never.

Alan: .... U right.

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Eric: PUT THAT CANDY BACK, I'M NOT BUYING YOU ALL THAT MESS.

Alan, throwning candy at Eric's head: >:(

Eric: TRY ME, BITCH

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Alan: I'm leaving

Eric: Baby, please don't go I love you. I can't live with out you.

Alan: *chuckles* Then die.

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Alan: *pours himself his 5th cup of coffee*

Eric: Are you okay?

Alan: If I wanna get through the day without bitch slapping Ronald, I've got to have SOMETHING to keep me distracted.

Eric: And caffine is the way to do that?

Alan: I'm hoping I'll go into shock and a coma...

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Alan, to Eric: You text me heart eyes at 11:00 at night. Do not ask why I'm at your front door butterball ass naked.

Alan, in his face: Let me in, bitch.

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Alan: You ever wanna talk about your emotions ronald?

Ronald: Nah.

Eric: I do!

Alan: I know, Eric.

Eric: I'm sad...

Alan: I know, Eric.

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Alan, to Eric: Are you drunk?

Eric, very clearly drunk: I'm not drunk

Alan: Oh yeah, tell the time

Eric, pointing at the clock: I am not drunk.

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alan: right so basically what i was thinking was-

eric: *hits him with his scythe*

alan: ah fuck, i can’t believe you’ve done this

[arashi-narukami]

Hey there!

My name’s Eric & I’m 22. I’m currently unemployed and looking for a job. I need a little bit of money, since I’m sure my mom is tired of me asking her for some.

I’ve decided I’m going to do some writing commissions! I mainly write Slingphries (Eric Slingby/Alan Humphries) fanfiction, but I’m not opposed to writing for other fandoms!

If you’d like examples of my works, you can find them here on @slingbywrites & on my ao3 . I’m a little rusty because I haven’t written in almost 2 years, but I could really use a little bit of money. 

My prices are as follows:

$5 for every hour it takes me to complete your commission

$20 for works that are 2 or more chapters (limit 4 chapters)

BONUS: my amazing friend @ericslingbysexy will throw in a small doodle for you!

Money can be set to my paypal.

Fandoms I’ll write for:

— Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji

— Danganronpa

— Ouran High School Host Club

— Stardew Valley

— Vanitas No Carte

& More given I’m familiar!

What I won’t write:

— NSFW

— Excessive Gore

— Pedophilic/Incest

— Abuse/Noncon

Where will it be posted?

My writing side blog! @slingbywrites !

If you’re interested, shoot me a message!

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Alan: hoe don't do it.

Eric, swinging his scythe:

Alan, getting hit: oh my god.

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Eric: Don't tell your mother

Alan: Kiss one another

Eric, loudly, scythe in hand: DIE FOR EACH OTHER.

Alan: *falls out of his seat*

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Eric: I love you.

Alan: Is that you or the vodka talking?

Eric: It's me talking to the vodka.

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Alan: Does anyone have an idea?

Eric & Grell: *raise their hands*

Alan, sighing: That doesn't involve murder?

Eric & Grell: *lower their hands*

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Alan: Let me see what you have.

Eric: My scythe!

Alan: NO