Things I May Have Said

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Squall: You know Cloud, I really look up to you.

Cloud: Because you're short?

Squall: You son of a-

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Seifer: You sound like a walking fortune cookie.

Squall: Would you like a prescription for your unresolved rage?

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Selphie: If you were an animal what would you be?

Squall: A cat, obviously. I do what I want, knock things off shelves and only tolerate people on my terms.

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Cloud: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Squall:

Cloud: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Squall: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking m&ms.

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Seifer: Look at us. I don’t even know what to feel right now.

Squall: Shame, guilt, fear?

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Squall: We should build a bonfire.

Rinoa: What, and do manual labor? No thank you.

Squall: Ah yes, what I meant was "I should go build a bonfire."

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Squall: Seifer... Is a friend.

Quistis: See, it wasn't that hard to say something nice about him-

Quistis: Oh, you're vomiting now.

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Seifer: Look. I know that, from the outside, it seems like I have everything together.

Squall: No, not really.

Seifer:

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Squall: Seduction's not my strong point.

Seifer: Seduction's easy once you know the basic principles. There's nothing to it.

Squall: Oh, really? Well, I don't see a crowd of women following you around.

Seifer: Why would I want a crowd of women following me around?

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Squall: This thing safe?

Laguna: Yeah, it's completely safe…it's just you know, if you experience nausea, weakness in your right side, stroke, strokiness…

Squall: You're precisely why I work alone.

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Squall: Seifer, were you paying attention in class yesterday?

Seifer: That's a trick question, isn't it?

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Squall: Next time you hit me, make sure I don’t wake up.

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Seifer: What were you thinking? Leaving Squall alone at an event like that?

Quistis: No excuses, I mistakenly treated him like a responsible adult.

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Laguna: I'll never get over that you grew up in a place like this.

Squall: According to my therapist, I'll never get over it either.

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Seifer: Listen, sorry about all that shit I was in your face about earlier...you saved my life. Thank you.

Squall: Oh, I bet that hurt to say.

Seifer: You'll never know.

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Zell: I trusted you!

Seifer: Don’t blame others for your bad decisions.

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Seifer: You know, I’ve been thinking…

Squall: I’ve had nightmares that start this way.