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Loving again across the galaxy. (Main blog: luna-melon // Other GOTG blog: somewhere-on-knowhere)

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Mantis: How did you get out of prison?!

Gamora: A mix of parkour and psychosexual manipulation.

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Oh yeah, all my Gamantis stuff is with GotG3 Gamora xD

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Peter: [Is sad]

Random Knowhere Citizen: What's wrong with him?

Nebula: What's wrong with your FACE?!

Random Knowhere Citizen: [Minds their business]

Nebula, softly to Peter: What's wrong with you?

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*Nebula handing back Peter’s jacket*

Nebula: Here.

Peter: Don’t you wanna keep it?

Nebula: No, I want you to make it smell like you again and then give it back to me.

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Mantis: How did you get out of prison?!

Gamora: A mix of parkour and psychosexual manipulation.

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Peter: I agree with Nebula.

Nebula: Quill, you agreeing with me makes me question if I'm even right.

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Rocket: I give up. I am so frickin' tired.

Peter: Get the emergency supply!

Mantis: *Leads Groot into the room and places him in front of Rocket*

Groot: *smiles*

Rocket: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

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[Peter and Nebula's daughter as a toddler]

Peter: Say please, Meredith.

Meredith:

Peter: Say thank you?

Meredith: ...

Nebula: *spills drink*

Nebula: Shit!

Meredith, giggling: Shit!!!

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Peter: So is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?

Gamora: Nah. If you hurt my sister, she is perfectly capable of killing you herself.

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Psychiatrist: We have the results of your diagnosis back. There’s a strong chance that you have ADHD.

Peter: Wow. I mean, I guess I always kinda figured, but it really hits different when you get an actual diagnosis like this. Can I ask what the biggest signs were?

Psychiatrist: Well, for starters, you were already diagnosed with ADHD when you were seven years old and forgot about it.

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Nebula: Being a pessimist is great. I'm always either right or pleasantly surprised.

Mantis: What an optimistic look on pessimism!

Nebula: Wait, no-

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Nebula: Having a monotone voice and barely smiling has caused some problems for me...

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Rocket: Congratulations. My so-called inner circle has failed me again. You've now won the Gold, Silver, and Bronze Medals at the Idiot Olympics!

[Drax raises his hand.]

Rocket: What?!

Drax: Who won Gold?

Rocket: Shut up!

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Nebula, trying to seduce Peter and not be awkward: I have intentions with you. In there. [Points at bed].

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Gamora: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying, "Haven't decided yet" is typically a good way to not have to talk to them anymore.

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Mantis: Gentle Reminder to not eat too much candy before bed.

Peter: no

Mantis: This was a gentle reminder, but your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.

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Drax: Conflict and war is the crucible through which we evolve.

Drax: *Eats Peter's leftovers and puts the empty container in Rocket's room*

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Peter: Nebula?

Nebula: Yes?

Peter: Do you need a hug?

Nebula: Haven’t I been through enough already?