#gamantis

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Mantis: How did you get out of prison?!

Gamora: A mix of parkour and psychosexual manipulation.

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avengers academy gamantis, with mantis taking a selfie with gamora

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[Mantis greeting Gamora at the annual Knowhere Christmas party.]

Mantis: Heyyyy, I'm gay you came.

Mantis: I mean glad! I'm glad you came!

Gamora: How many drinks have you had?

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Gamora, giving Nebula dating advice: Courting tip! Hold the door open for your date. Be courteous. Rip the door off its hinges for them! Use the door as a weapon to fight off other suitors! Establish your dominance- Nebula: Was Quill actually into this? Mantis, interested: I can see why. This is hot.

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Stakar: So are you two ladies "official" yet?

Mantis: No...

Gamora: What are you talking about? Yes, we are.

Mantis: ???

Gamora: You literally asked me to be your girlfriend, like, last month!

Mantis: But you didn’t say ‘yes’.

Gamora: Because I kissed you!

Mantis: ...So was that a ‘maybe’?

Gamora: For fuck's sake, Bug.

Mantis: You never answered the question!

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Gamora: Hey, Mantis? Have you ever been arrested?

Mantis: Yes.

Gamora: ...

Gamora: See, I was planning on flirting with you and saying "‘Cause it’s illegal to be that pretty" but now I’m interested.

Mantis: Aggravated assau- wait, what was that about flirting?

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Gamora: So, yeah, I apologize for all the bitchy things I said the last time I worked with you.

Mantis: Don’t apologize! Bitchy You is hot.

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Mantis: If you're going to be working with us, we should get to know you better. So I've decided we must play twenty questions. You ask me something first.

Gamora: *Sighs* Fine. What's your favorite color?

Mantis: Triangle! Do you like women?