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anakin: would it be a bad idea if

obi-wan: what

obi-wan: yes

obi-wan: yes it would

anakin: I

obi-wan: don't do it

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fives: you can never lose an argument if you say "shut up nerd at the end"

echo: yes you can

fives: shut up nerd

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ahsoka: I could strangle you

anakin: you aren't tall enough

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anakin: so apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually "severe psychological distress"

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(pre-esb)

han: I have feelings for you

leia: disgust and contempt, I hope

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cere: everyone, sync your watches greez: I don't know how to do that cal: I don't wear a watch merrin: time is a construct

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obi-wan: anakin isn't answering his comms padme: I'll call obi-wan: cody and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- anakin: hello?

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ahsoka: what time is it? anakin: I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we'll find out anakin: *plays saxophone loudly and extremely out of tune* obi-wan: WHO IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING anakin: it's 2am

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cal, introducing kata: guys we're bringing a new passenger onto the mantis greez: are we stealing her? merrin: new or used? cal: wonderful responses, both of you

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cere: you know, not every problem can be solved with a lightsaber cal: that's why I carry two lightsabers

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cal: you love me, right merrin? merrin: normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it

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cere: cal . . . cal: oh no, "cal" in b flat cal: you're disappointed

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cal: I don’t know how to tell you this, but… I love you

merrin: that’s great, cal. especially considering the fact we’ve been married for 6 entire years

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anakin: obi wan are you injured??

obi wan: I am not injured. but I may have been lightly stabbed.

ahsoka: you were STABBED?

obi wan: LIGHTLY. stabbed. I didn’t want to worry you

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cal: I told greez that his ears turn purple when he lies

merrin: do they?

cal: nope

merrin: then why did you tell him that?

cal: so I can do this

cal: hey greez, do you love us?

greez, with his hands over his ears: no

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rex: we need a plan

hardcase: I have a plan

jesse: no yelling

tup: no cursing

fives: no explosions

hardcase: I no longer have a plan

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bo katan: we can’t lose, because we have this. *points to her chest plate*

din: we have heart?

bo katan: heart? no, me. I’m pointing at myself. I’m going to win this for us