Incorrect Star Wars Quotes

Yet another blog dedicated to nothing but Star Wars incorrect quotes as said or heard by the mods. Icon: skywaelker Header: packlover Mods: Jaden and Rosh

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Luke: How's the plan going?

Mara: In one word: good.

Luke: ...

Mara: In two words: not good.

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"How come, every time I leave the two of you alone, something always happens." -Obi-Wan to Anakin and Ahsoka

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[Hey guys, give Jaden and I something to do! Send us an ask with whatever on it! Don’t be shy!!!]

[Also feel free to send us memes or weird things so I can make Jaden react to them!]

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[We're not dead and yall should totes do this!!]

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“Thievery always makes a good first impression!”

— Ezra Bridger

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“Fight the Resistance Snoke’s assistant *finger guns*”

— TFA Hux to Kylo

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Maul to Obi-Wan: Succumb to death, foolish Jedi.

Savage, whispering to Obi: That’s the long way to say “perish.”

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“Mister D’Nar, I’m sorry to say, but your queen a THOT!”

— Anakin Skywalker in the Zygerrian Arc

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Kaz: You’re supposed to fear me!

Tam, laughing: No.

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We have an Instagram now!

//Due to Mod Jaden getting bored while Mod Rosh is out playing lasertag, I, Mod Jaden, have decided to make an instagram account where myself and my fellow Mod can more easily interact with mutual Star Wars fans! I’ll keep you all updated on my adventure into the Star Wars universe, whether I’m playing video games, reading novels, or even just talking about favorite characters with anyone and everyone! And because I’m bored out of my mind, the first ever livestream on there will be hosted by yours truely! We didn’t really get much luck with our Discord server, but maybe this will be different! Go follow us at starwars.incorrectquotes!//

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[Wow i didn't even know this happened! And this was weeks ago!]

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We have an Instagram now!

//Due to Mod Jaden getting bored while Mod Rosh is out playing lasertag, I, Mod Jaden, have decided to make an instagram account where myself and my fellow Mod can more easily interact with mutual Star Wars fans! I’ll keep you all updated on my adventure into the Star Wars universe, whether I’m playing video games, reading novels, or even just talking about favorite characters with anyone and everyone! And because I’m bored out of my mind, the first ever livestream on there will be hosted by yours truely! We didn’t really get much luck with our Discord server, but maybe this will be different! Go follow us at starwars.incorrectquotes!//

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Neeku: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!

Kaz: Claps

Tam: Wow, at least one of us is happy!

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Lana, after unfreezing the Outlander from carbonite: Rise.

Outlander: You didn’t say please.

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Obi-Wan: Cannibalism itself is not illegal, you just have to kill the person which is illegal.

Ahsoka: What if they give consent? Consenual cannibalism?

Anakin: Isn’t that just vore?

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WE HAVE A DISCORD SERVER!!

//Hey guys, Mod Jaden here! Mod Rosh and I have wanted to set up a server for awhile so we could interact with our followers more easily, but we hesitated because I, Mod Jaden, have been in a messy mental state and was also scared about the drama that might come from running an entire server. But now with all this talk of Tumblr threatening to crash and burn, Jaden thought it might be good to just say fuck it! And that’s exactly what we did! So let’s fucking do it, guys! Come join us in our little nerdy server!

https://discord.gg/UsureSv

Go nuts, y’all!//

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//GUYS PLEASE WE’RE LONELY//

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[Plssss]

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[Sorry about that folks! The mobile app is dumb and I forgot I had it set to reblog here!! My apologies!]

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WE HAVE A DISCORD SERVER!!

//Hey guys, Mod Jaden here! Mod Rosh and I have wanted to set up a server for awhile so we could interact with our followers more easily, but we hesitated because I, Mod Jaden, have been in a messy mental state and was also scared about the drama that might come from running an entire server. But now with all this talk of Tumblr threatening to crash and burn, Jaden thought it might be good to just say fuck it! And that’s exactly what we did! So let’s fucking do it, guys! Come join us in our little nerdy server!

https://discord.gg/UsureSv

Go nuts, y’all!//

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//GUYS PLEASE WE’RE LONELY//

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[Plssss]

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WE HAVE A DISCORD SERVER!!

//Hey guys, Mod Jaden here! Mod Rosh and I have wanted to set up a server for awhile so we could interact with our followers more easily, but we hesitated because I, Mod Jaden, have been in a messy mental state and was also scared about the drama that might come from running an entire server. But now with all this talk of Tumblr threatening to crash and burn, Jaden thought it might be good to just say fuck it! And that’s exactly what we did! So let’s fucking do it, guys! Come join us in our little nerdy server!

https://discord.gg/UsureSv

Go nuts, y’all!//

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//GUYS PLEASE WE’RE LONELY//