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[funnytwittertweets]

[arirna]

[yasfera2-deactivated20220905]

[duncebento]

this must have been what the court at versailles was like

[pathologising]

your 20s is all about the fog, actually

[jdragsky]

[arinakaard-deactivated-07-16]

me and my 10 self inserts with minor differences

[cloudstation]

Worst types of country songs:

Alcoholism rules

God bless the USA

Truck

Diet christian music

Love a small town blue eyed girl

Best types of country songs:

Just a specific ass situation

I hate this damn job

Woman kills those who've wronged her

Alcoholism sucks

[guooey]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[pissvortex]

it was a book from 2005 that never really took off until they put it in the Macy’s parade for some reason. the title being coercively named “A Christmas Tradition” seemingly made a bunch of parents panic and think they were withholding some beloved christmas tradition from their children, leading to the book and subsequent elf doll to receive its first ever surge of popularity. at that point it just started spreading through cartoon adaptations (creating the expectancy of this product from children to uphold Christmas Lore) and online memes showing the elf in silly locations. anyone who was a child from 2012-2014 will tell you that it literally appeared out of thin air one year.

a truly unique American christmas tradition fueled entirely by marketing and parents’ need to one-up other parents by proving how much more fun they are with their kids

[pissvortex]

as someone else in the notes also pointed out, the emphasis on this tradition is that the elf is “always watching you” and reporting everything you do to santa clause, but you aren’t allowed to interfere with the elf’s surveillance or touch him or else he loses his christmas magic, and you literally just murdered an innocent elf.

coincidentally the year Elf on The Shelf gained popularity was also the year Edward Snowden leaked the NSA documents proving that the U.S. government has been surveilling everyone using invasive techniques regardless of criminality

[maycontainknots]

Wdym my dad had one when he was a kid and he hasn't been a kid since like the 70s

[felderwin]

not to be a person who reposts tiktoks but this account is the ONLY person in the world who truly understands dragon age 2

[sleepy-bebby]

[wizardonline]

it's like a hieronymus bosch painting in here

[butchwizard-deactivated20221015]

[youngalientype]

[byjove]

CREATURE????

[byjove]

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

[shortvideosandstuff]

[westfailia-deactivated20240822]

if you remove the places most people walk around at they don’t walk very much

[aleshakills]

This reminds me of that one study on exercise that didn’t count manual labor in the workplace as exercise

[humblegrub]

a mini cat tree for a tiny arachnid kitty

[crasybirdlady]

I hate spiders, find them of putting. But OMG this is such a cute little terror.

A lot more appealing than the ones I pretend I don’t see in my house so they can take care of flies and other pests.

[vellure]