Incorrect Subnautica Quotes

Incorrect subnautica quotes! I do every character from both games. I do not own any of the characters, they belong to Unknown Worlds Entertainment :) This blog is run by hahacaaattttssslove.

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Them 😁😁

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Al-an, in robin's head: You seem to be worried. Would you like me to turn it off?

Robin: What?

Robin: (immediately passes out)

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Bart: Whole wheat? *Snort* Marguerit you know I don't eat spicy food!

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Ryley: I never got a girlfriend so a fish girlfriend will have to do.

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Ryley: After this I’m not sure if I’ll ever be the same again, ya know?

Cuddle fish: Is a fish

Ryley: You get me man. 

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Marguerit, to Paul: maybe if we wait long enough, a fuck will fall into my hand, and I can give it to you

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ur alive !!! welcome back !! :D

Yup! My post will probably be wayyyy more frequent, I've got a LOT of ideas!!

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Some random Altera employee: Man, I hate the new Altera logo. It's super oversimplified.

Ryley who just got back: THEY CHANGED THE LO-

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THAT'S RIGHT BABY, I'M BACK AND I JUST REPLIED SUBNAUTICA

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I HAVE RISEN

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Margaret=Smart ass

Bart=Smart

Paul=Ass

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Paul: I can't mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one.

Marguerit: Manslaughter it is, then.

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Ryley: I feel like shit-

Robin: -And I feel like piss.

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Marguerit: I'd kill for a steady income tbh.

Marguerit: Turns out this is called being an assassin. Finally, a career for me.

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Sam: I hate being asked what my goal in life is…. like.. idk…?? I want to have my own kitchen… and I want to know every poem by heart… and uhh.. I want to be kissed in the rain … etc etc .. my heart is very little and I dont want it to break

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Marguerit, after the crash: This is probably the second weirdest way I've nearly died.

Bart: What was the first?

Marguerit: It's very complicated, but long story short, I've been banned from every Olive Garden in the Mongolian States.

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Sam: I can explain.

Paravan: Can you?

Sam: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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