Taiyuu OCT Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect or otherwise funny quotes from the Taiyuu BNHA OCT @taiyuu-oct

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Guys I know Taiyuu is over but did YOU know that I have 57 incorrect quotes drafts because I didn't till now

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Kirai: if YOU die because I poisoned you...how is that MY fault like I'm sorry you aren't immune to my poisons I think that's genuinely something you need to work on. Fix yourself before blaming others.

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Kirai: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Seisho: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Tsuya: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Jamie: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Boar: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Isejin: I have emotional scars.

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Seisho: C'mon, do it

Isejin, approaching Yukino, blushing furiously: um hey

Isejin, pointing at Seisho: my sister thinks you're hot

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Andrew: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSGV_n6H1n0

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Isejin(s): What's the best way to kill someone?

Tofu: kindness

Isejin:

Tofu:

Seisho, putting down her book: Cyanide potassium is probably the quickest and least traceable, but really anything from a knife to a bazooka to giving them an aneurysm works.

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Bug: UGH

Yurei: What's up?

Bug: I need to figure out how hard it'd be to build a trebuchet

Yurei: Oh.

Bug: yeah, it's for something I'm writ-

Yurei: Do you wanna find out?

Bug:

Yurei:

Bug, getting up: Yes.

Yurei, already standing: I'll go get my tools

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Rekka, doing an ad: NEW OLD SPICE SHAVING GEL IS NEWER THAN A FRESH PAIR OF SOCKS

The New, Fresh Pair of Socks: Newer than a new jersey

The New Jersey: Newer than a new mouse baby

The New Mouse Baby: Newer than an unopened gift from your stepmom

Rekka: EVERYTHINGS TALKING

The New, Unopened gift from the Stepmother: Newer than the waffle iron thats inside me.

The New Waffle Iron inside the New, Unopened gift from the Stepmother: Newer than the new solar panels that were installed on the roof

The New Solar Panels that were Installed on the Roof: And I'm the newest thing there is

An identical, but shorter Rekka: You're not as new as me

Rekka: I HAVE A SON!!!!!!

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Rekka: OLD SPICE BODY SPRAY WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SO POWERFUL IT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE

Rekka's brain: Goodbye

Rekka: OH NOOOOOO

Rekka: fheudibndhn shennnnnehaehffads

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Rekka: You smell like outdoor freshness

Tsuya: You smell like pow-

Rekka: Yeah I do

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Rekka, during the swimming endurance round

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Rekka, watching everyone hitch a ride on the ice boat

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Yukino: If gay a sin, why Seisho hot?

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Yurei: lesbians, what is your wisdom?

Yukino: world hard and cold. tiddy soft and warm.

Kayaki: girl hot.

Seisho: watch naruto.

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Jamie: hey what should I build in minecraft

Tsuya: a house i'd despise

Jamie: ok

Tsuya: i want to hate this house with the rage of a trillion stars I am going to blow it up

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Seisho: your existence is confusing

Yukino: what why?

Seisho: your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me

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Seisho: ... Uneventful.

Yukino: What?

Seisho: What?

Yukino: I asked you if you had a close relationship with your parents and you sat here for five minutes and then said "Uneventful"