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Luciano: I'm giving up alcohol for a month

Feliciano: Really??

Luciano: No, wait that came out wrong

Luciano: I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month

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Oh my gosh, I will kill both of you! With my bare hands! And this sword.

Luciano, probably

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Feliciano: On the plus side, I know which locations are good stabbing points

Luciano: Good for writing

Luciano: And murder 🗡️👀

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Feliciano: Did it hurt

Luciano: Yeah

Feliciano: I was talking about the fall from heaven

Luciano: It all hurts

Luciano: My life is constant pain and suffering

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Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.

Matthew, probably

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Luciano: Tell him off, Feliciano! Assert yourself!

Feliciano: That’s my ice cream cone!

Luciano: Great, now let him have it!

Feliciano: You can have it!

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Luciano: It’s 2019. Why can’t I delete friends in real life?

Luciano: Okay, so it turns out what I was thinking of is called murder.

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Luciano: I will destroy everything you love!

Feliciano: Well, what if I love you?

Luciano: [blushing] Joke's on you! I have been self-destructive my whole life

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I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

Feliciano, probably

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Feliciano: i hope nobody is evil

Luciano: >:)

Feliciano: oh no…

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Luciano: God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

Feliciano: Why?

Luciano: There’s something wrong with me

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Is that my new name? You guys are gonna call me eyebrow boy now? I like that, that's endearing! Just don't call me, like, UGLY eyebrow boy. That might hurt my feelings.

Oliver, probably

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OP Italy, the sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

Italy, the overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.