Incorrect Blackwell Pages Quotes

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[ravnoyne]

Owen: You guys, do you know anything about chicks?

Matt: Fowl? No. Women?... No.

[incorrect-blackwell]

Reyna: [Upon applying red lipstick in preparation for a date] Fen, does this shade of red make me look like a clown?

Fen: No... Barbie, no. It makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns.

Reyna: Oh! Ah... that was my mistake, I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person.

[incorrect-blackwell]

Fen: Please tell me you have a brilliant plan.

Matt: I don't even have a regular plan.

[theblackwellpagesincorrectq-blog]

Reyna: Bees don’t even have knees, so if someone says you’re the bees knees, it means you’re nothing and not real.

Matt: In fact, they do. Bees have segmented legs, consisting of parts called a coax, a trochanter, a femur, a tibia and a tarsus. The joints between which are considered “knees”.

Reyna: …You geek, go do a sudoku puzzle.

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Baldwin: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos!

Matt: This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever heard.

Fen: What if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Laurie: Then it’s nacho lucky day.

Matt: Get out.

[incorrect-tbp]

Matt: Why should someone want to harm Astrid?

Fen: Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?

(Source: Buffy The Vampire Slayer)

[incorrect-tbp]

Matt: It’s funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.

(Source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

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Matt: This computer invasion that Ray’s performing on the coroner’s office… One assumes it is entirely legal? Reyna: [in unison] Of course. Ray: [in unison] Entirely. Matt: Right. Wasn’t here. Didn’t see it. Couldn’t have stopped you.

(Source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

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Reyna: I’m just saying when tragedy strikes, we have to look on the bright side. You know? Like how even used Mercedes still have leather seats.

(Source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

[incorrect-blackwell]

Reyna: I know what’s going on in your head.

Fen: Oh, well then, welcome to the terror dome.

[incorrect-blackwell]

Baldwin: Laurie is missing. Can you find her?

Fen: Do you think I have her micro-chipped or something?

Baldwin: Well, do you?

Fen: ... Yeah, hang on.

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Matt: You made a lot of people around here feel very uncomfortable.

Fen: That's because they're a bunch of bitch-ass white boys.

Matt: I hate to break this to you, but you are also a bitch-ass white boy.

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Fen: I'm not afraid.

Laurie: Neither am I.

Matt: Well, I'm terrified! These guys are professional killers! It's their profession!

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Baldwin: It’s gay time.

Laurie: Don’t you mean “go time”?

Baldwin: No. Where’s my boyfriend?

[incorrect-blackwell]

Baldwin: What do you want?

Matt: A lot of things, Baldwin, but right now I want money for a dog.

Baldwin: You owe money to a dog?

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Reyna: God, Matt you’re such a softie.

Matt: I am not!

Reyna: Last night I could hear you sobbing while you scrolled through pictures of kitten paws.

Matt: They have little beans for toes, Reyna!

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Fen: Are you okay?

Laurie, crying: Yeah, it’s just these onions.

Fen, to the onions: What the fuck did you do to her?