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Kayayma: You morally ambiguous motherfucker!

Kapates: I prefer the term "morally mediocre".

Kayayma: That's... a downgrade...

Kapates: I prefer to be honest.

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Wrath: Why do you have the swords of a legendary devil hunter and his brother with you.

Kayayma: Well you see-..... I-... Don't know.

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Dijaros: My power let's me beat women with their own magical power.

Elyzon: Why women in particular?

Dijaros: Just putting out an example.

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Elyzon: *is minding his own business*

*Dijaros's theme starts playing*

Elyzon: Oh fuck, not this shit again.

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Kayayma: What has four legs in the mourning, two in the afternoon and-

Manifestation of Lust: Someone who likes to do it doggy style in the morning

Manifestation of Greed: You?

Manifestation of Wrath: a bear who fights every day.

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Mandhl-kieht: I'm going to shit yourself

Kayayma: I'm not gonna ask how but I'd prefer if you didn't

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Kepatation: "Welcome to my realm, great guardian."

Mandhl-kieht: "We have Dante from the Devil May Cry series."

Kepatation: "We do not... But we do have some useful plants, a few cool rock formations, and incredibly dangerous monsters."

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Kayayma: so... Yharim... I was told that a demonfolk brimstone witch attacked the crags

Yharim: oh, that was Calamitas.

Kayayma: And why did she do that?

Yharim: Because I told her to.

Kayayma: You aren't getting any presents for the next few years.

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Truth: Ooo! I can actually feel that!

Terrarian: Soon, all you'll be feeling is OBLIVION!

Truth: Either that or disappointment.

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Kepatation: I love everyone equally!

Vahn: So that includes me, huh?

Kepatation: Almost everyone

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Tectona: Would you be happy if I told you that I like what you've done with the place?

Kapates: I'd be confused more than anything.

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Vahn: I'm perfect

Kapates: the only reason you can hit the broad side of a barn is because the barns can't move.

Vahn: I said, I'm perfect.

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Vanta: WHO NEEDS SEX WHEN YOU HAVE CHIVALRY?

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Kohl: What would you do if I slapped your girl's ass?

Kepatation: Slap yours, duh.