Incorrect Tekken Quotes

The Fact that these things were not said in cannon does not negate from the fact that they should have been said.

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Kazuya: Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet.

Anna: What are you bidding on?

Kazuya: I'm bidding on a table.

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Nina: I will make you sorry you were ever born.

Anna: Well, for your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born.

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Hey sorry I'm late. I didn't wanna come.

Lars showing up late to a Mishima family reunion, probably

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Leo: Just so there are no secrets between us anymore, I can't "man up." I'm a girl...I mean, I can "man up" because that's just a figure of speech. I don't have to actually be a man to "man up." I just have to be tough. But what I'm saying -

Alisa: Wha...?! You're a girl?! How?!

Zafina: I've known for some time, but I'm glad you've shared it with everyone.

Lars: Yeah, I figured.

Bob: Oh, yeah, me too.

Miguel: Wait...We were supposed to think you were a boy?

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Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Jin Kazama, at some point

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Asuka: I'm like 2% cute and 98% single.

Lili: Can you be 100% mine?

Asuka: No.

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Raven: Come on. Let's go see how many of your friends survived that.

Lars: You know, they're not really my friends.

Raven: That's okay. I'm sure none of them really survived.

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Eddy: You know you love me.

Christie: Do I know that? Hmmm. Yes. Yes I do.

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It's called a hustle, sweetheart. Maybe you've heard of it?

Lee Chaolan, at some point

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Kazuya: My first girlfriend turned into a demon.

Bruce: ....That's rough, buddy.

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I'm just gonna pick whatever starter leaves Lili with Popplio.

Asuka, at some point.

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Baek: Hwoarang, before I go, do me one last favor.

Hwoarang: What is it, master?!

Baek: Come closer. *Hwoarang leans in* I want you to carry my casket....So you can let me down...One last time.

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Jun: Should I be concerned about the obvious delight our son takes in ultra-violence?

Kazuya: It's genetic.

Jun: Great....

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Lee: I'm gonna replace all your memories with pictures of cats...Meow!

Alisa: Well, I suppose that would make remembering some of my darkest hours more...fuzzy.

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Mr. Kazama: (Answers his phone) Hello?

Asuka: It's Asuka.

Mr. Kazama: What did she do this time

Asuka: No, dad, it's me, Asuka, it's actually me.

Mr. Kazama: What did you do this time?

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Seven billion people on this planet and I have two friends.

Steve Fox, at some point.

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Nina: Hey Jin, what do you want to eat?

Devil, internally: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT.

Jin: Uh, a bagel.

Devil, internally: NOOO!

Jin:...Two bagels?