Incorrect The Good Place Quotes

Totally canon just not seen on the show...

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Jason: What if Janet kisses me?

Eleanor: You kiss her back.

Jason: Oh, okay.

Jason:

Jason: But why her back though?

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Michael: Can I be frank with you guys?

Eleanor: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help

Jason: Can I still be Jason?

Eleanor: Shh, let Frank speak

Michael:

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Jason: Welcome to my very first blog, in which I try different hair products!

Jason: [sprays hairspray into his mouth]

Jason:

Jason: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

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Chidi: Eleanor... I’m in love with you.

Eleanor, internally: AAAAH oh my god okay it's finally happening play it cool play it cool

Eleanor, sweating and voice cracking: that’s lit

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Eleanor: When I look into your eyes, I see something beautiful

Tahani: *blushes* What?

Eleanor: My reflection

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Eleanor and Chidi: *come out of a room, clothes and hair mussed up*

Eleanor, to Tahani: Now, do I have to seduce you too, or are you going to listen?

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Eleanor: What's your idea for a perfect date?

Chidi: DD/MM/YYYY

Chidi: Other formats can be confusing.

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Chidi: Goodnight

Eleanor: Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Tonight. Imma fight. ‘Till we see the sunlight. Tick tick. On the clock. But the party won’t stop-

Chidi: Shut the Fuck up

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I POSTED A QUOTE FROM THE SHOW AND I DIDN'T EVEN REALISE I'M SO FUCKING DUMB

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Eleanor: *picks up phone from unknown number* Hello?

Murderer: I see you

Eleanor:

Eleanor:

Eleanor: Do I look good?

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Eleanor: I need you.

Chidi: For?

Eleanor: Ever.

Chidi, voice cracking: Oh.

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[Eleanor comforting Michael]

Eleanor: Michael, you just have to remember that nothing ever comes easy.

Eleanor: Except for Tahani, she comes really eas-

Tahani: Eleanor, SHUT UP!

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[during a game of Scrabble]

Jason: I will put down 'a' to make 'a'

Eleanor: I will add on to your a to make 'ant'

Tahani: I will add on to your ant to make 'anti'

Janet: I will add on to that to make 'antidisestablishmentarianism'

Tahani:

Jason:

Eleanor: GO TO JAIL

Janet: Eleanor, this is Scrabble

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Chidi: *sneezes*

Eleanor: *hands Chidi a picture of himself*

Chidi:

Chidi: Eleanor what

Eleanor: I'm blessing you

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Chidi: As I tried to explain before, you cannot get honey from a hornet's nest.

Jason: I just don't think there's any science to support that, man.

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Michael: if you took a shot for every bad decision you made on Earth, how drunk would you be?

Tahani: Maybe a bit tipsy

Chidi: drunk

Jason: wasted

Eleanor: dead.

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Eleanor to Tahani: Yeah, we're best friends, but I'd fuck you if you asked.

Tahani: What?

Eleanor: What?

Janet: She said she'd fuck you if you asked.