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Welcome to the gutter!

Admins:

Madi (@tom-araya) → Slayer

Frank (@derekdavis) → Megadeth

J (@80-mvsic) → Anthrax

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Papa Emeritus IV and The Hellacopters // Sympathy For the Devil (The Rolling Stones Cover)

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Hård rock på export, 2022

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A theory.

I have an opinion on the Emeritus brothers being the 4 horsemen. I'm sure that's nothing new. I think Copia is death.

There's some debate I'm sure but besides the white horse image in Rats you've got Ghost Image where he's basically saying he's death trailing after the woman who thinks she's bested him.

There's the plague bringer aspect too. But I also think his story in Rite Here Rite Now speaks to a Death who no longer wants to be the one doing the reaping. He's balking at leaving this role of a showman for something else. He's also denying himself the fact that his mother is dying. He's asking who is calling the shots on all of this and why do they have to follow the rules?

There's something tragic about Death if you've ever seen Death Takes a Holiday....and this makes me really want to write a story based around this which I need to clone myself to do.

It's just a thought pondering around. BTW the other brothers:

Secondo - War (no surprise)

Terzo - Conquest (he wears a crown)

Primo - Famine (the thinness and the emaciation)

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I really like this theory and believe it’s accurate too. It fits the satanic overtones as well, and as well as serving the dark lord.

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Dan, at the slightest inconvenience, I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

Charlie and Scott: …

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#incorrectanthrax #inncorrectthrash #b99

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Hey, so I know there’s a pinned post explaining who the admins are, but I’d like to post a formal introduction. My name is J and I’ve been enjoying thrash for a while. My favorite thrash bands are the big four, as well as smaller bands.

In general, I’ve been into 80s metal and the in-between for a while now. Get ready for some rocking anthrax posts!

Admin J aka 80_mvsic_

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Reporter: Where are you going next?

Kerry: Hell probably.

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Tom: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways then you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Jeff: a doll

Dave: a cinnamon roll

Kerry: a sweetheart

Tom:.....

Tom: STOP IT.

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*Back when Tom was training to become a Respiratory Therapist*

Instructor: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?

Tom: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad?

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dave: god, give me patience

nick: i think you mean 'give me strength'

dave: if god gave me strength, you'd be dead

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nick: bad things keep happening to me, like i have bad luck or something

marty: nick, you don't have bad luck. the reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass

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junior: violence isn't the answer

dave: you're right

junior: *sighs in relief*

dave: violence is the question!

junior: what?

dave, bolting away: and the answer is always yes

junior, running after him: NO-

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I'm looking for admins to post other thrash bands if you are interested, hit me up.

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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair to be cut?

Kerry: With scissors, but a sword would be badass.

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Tom: I'm not a doctor, I'm a medic.

Kerry: What's the difference then?

Tom: Well doctors save life, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.

Jeff: Note to self, never get shot.