“you’re all gross and i want a bagel”

i’m hyperfixating on this podcast and i refuse to give it back

[incorrect-tios]

cy: we’ll find him and whoever lost him!

tris: cy, that was us

cy: then we’re already halfway there!

[incorrect-tios]

ryder: Raven, are you a big spoon or little spoon?

raven: Knife

tris, walking past: They're a little spoon

[incorrect-tios]

cy: guess what number i’m thinking of

raven: 420?

cy: no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess, and please take this seriously

tris: 69

cy: yeah it was 69

[incorrect-tios]

ryder: gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

[theillusionofsafetypod]

im begging for more incorrect quotes

Tris, at midnight on any given night: Hey Rillie. A thought.

Cy: Oh?

Tris: Us. A band. I write the songs you write the music. We become famous. Everybody loves us. We are rich. We give most of it away.

Cy: I've decided I love this idea.

[pressingrose]

eisa: i’m so sick of school

raven: don’t worry, soon you’ll get to college and everyone is a socialist and your professors say fuck

eisa, quietly: i’m so ready for professors to say fuck