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Hey there! This blog will be entirely dedicated to incorrect (or possibly correct...?) predictions about the terrible influence tour! Send me asks about your most outlandish, impossible, or backwards theories while we all get hype for what this new era will bring :)

(main blog: @everything-is-as-it-was)

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And now, there is nothing more to predict. I thank each and every person who sent in asks, whether they were serious, silly, or a mix of both. Much love !! <3

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here is something I couldn’t have predicted but thoroughly enjoyed and though you would like: at the milwaukee show the audience determined that alternate universe Phil would be assisting the elderly in learning how to scissor… and the crowd unanimously decided to spare him.

It went “who votes to keep the real Phil?”

*absolute crickets*

and Dan lost his shit laughing

okay bro THIS is what audience interaction was made forrrrrr I absolutely love this

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spoilers: at some point during a boxing match dan will absolutely stand up too fast and pass out

and then everyone thinks it's part of the script, helped out by phil thinking he decided to do a fun little improv moment and making a joke about it

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phil accidentally breaks character and squeezes sister daniel’s ass one night

there's still australia and the uk for this to happen....

(sorry this is late i lowkey forgot about this blog lol)

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they tease the internet is here the whole show tatinof style and then at the end dan says nope absolutely not I told you never again

and then they point at us and laugh at us for the clowns that we are

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I cry

would certainly not be unheard of !!!

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private myspace IMs from 2009 reveal

my god the sheer gay energy would obliterate every straight person in a 5-mile radius

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they get married on stage at the final show but literally never speak of it again. nobody knows if it’s legal since they’re in a different country. nobody knows if they made it legal when they got home, or if they’ve been married for a while. dan continues to talk about how he dislikes the institution of marriage. phil is seen out with another man on multiple occasions. on the one year anniversary of the final show, dan posts a photo on insta of phil proposing to him in an unknown location captioned ‘i said yes!’. they go on another tour. the final show includes a divorce hearing.

In fact, they simply get married and divorced every six months so that every time someone goes onto the UK registry of marriages, they have a conflicting account.

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internet goes insane because no post october 19th where are dnp is trending they can’t NOT talk about when we were young. the next day they post a picture looking tired phil’s still in the cowboy bridal fit vegas identifiable in the background with some caption “last night was wild….” etc

sorry this is late :,) I mean... who's to say that DIDN'T happen, but the footage just got "lost" ?

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dans titties bust out of the new tighter costume

*sigh* ....one of these days, one of these days...

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they go out one night and someone convinces phil to get an ear cartilage piercing

WHO'S GONNA TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM

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they do the entire show as a musical one night and then never talk about it again

....... until years later when they speak about it as if they were never ignoring it at all! like ok kings gaslight us!! Your perogative!!

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one of the venues is old and has creepy passageways and they decide to ‘explore’ before the show but they get lost and almost miss the entire thing

what they decide to do instead is instagram live the whole thing, which is then projected onto the giant TV. People are shouting at them, telling them where to go, but they always go the wrong way. Turns out somewhat like a minotaur situation

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when they’re running around the theatre one of them trips and lands on their face and gets a bloody nose

If it's Dan, they'll just proceed as usual.

If it's phil, ambulance called, tour ended, Dan holds him in his lap as if he's dying and then denies that he "overreacted" later

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phil actually tells us he loves us for once

I would love that as well but I fear Daniel Howell may simply explode. sorry

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sister daniel tries out heels one night. she only trips and exposes herself once, so overall it’s a win

Physically restraining myself from making a panic! at the disco reference rn are you proud

See, the issue with this thing is that maybe DAN only trips once, but you know Phil wouldn't be able to stand straight after seeing Dan in the nun outfit AND heels. He would be more of a hazard imo