BRICK FUCKIN MASTER

incorrect quotes blog for the last of us. submissions open. sideblog to notiinfected. no queue i post when i want. beware spoilers.

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Joel: Tommy. Please revoke your 'no swearing' rule.

Tommy: Why?.

Ellie, from somewhere else in Jackson: Well that just DILLS MY PICKLE!

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Maria: The next person to say 'mood' or 'same' or 'me' after I say something will be thrown out the window.

Ellie: Mood.

Jesse: Same.

Dina: Me.

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Your blog is healing my soul after TLOU2 omg thank you!!!

Awww, babe this is so fuckin sweet??? THANK YOU! I’m glad I could offer up some cracky therapy lmao

Also to everyone, I just realized this blog now has 1k+ followers and I just wanna thank everyone for enjoying this???? I love all of you.

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Joel: Dudes dig scars.

Ellie:....Do chicks?

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Dina: Did it hurt when you fell?

Ellie: From heaven? No, Dina, I get you’re into me but-

Dina: No, I mean when you fell walking in. I watched you trip on your foot and just kind of lay there on the floor for about ten minutes.

Ellie:

Jesse: We all saw it. 

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Have you seen my daughter? She’s about this tall, clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk.

Joel Miller

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Ellie: Do you ever just see something that changes your life and you're just 'huh'.

Dina: I saw you.

Ellie: Honestly that's so gay and sweet and it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a photo of a drawing of Ryan Reynolds as a turkey.

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Jesse: So here’s the tea--

Joel: For the last time, it’s called a “patrol report”.

Jesse: Do you want the tea or not?

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Maria: Why are Joel and Tess sitting back to back?

Tommy: They had a fight.

Maria: Why are they holding hands?

Tommy: They get sad when they fight.

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Ellie: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Dina: Strong. Jesse: Weak. Maria: An idiot.

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I honestly can’t even tell the two of you apart half the time, because I don’t go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you both identical.

Marlene [to Ellie and Riley, during American Dreams]

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Ellie: Wow. You know every one of my stories.

Dina: And you know every one of mine. I guess it's official: we're an old married couple.

Ellie: Nice!

Dina: We did it!

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Everyone keeps saying that I’m special, that I’m the only one who can cure mankind, but nobody gave me a fucking instruction manual.

Ellie Williams

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I’m tired of people always telling me to go to the hospital and that I’ve lost a lot of blood. It’s my severe head injury, not yours. Stay out of it.

Ellie Williams

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Dina, about JJ: You sure you got him? He’s a handful. 

Ellie, happily: I’ve got 2 hands!

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Can I ask for your main blog? (Asking publicly if you wanna answer privately)

Hehe it’s okay!! My main blog is notiinfected which serves as a ROLEPLAY blog! Because i am a Dweeb. 

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also wanna point out that submissions ARE open! as well as requests for a certain character/dynamic! and seeing as we have no queue here, i’ll probably post them as soon as i see them or when i have the time!